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那些舞会糗事

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Now, I thought I would share some of my favorite prom fails from you guys.

接下来和大家分享一些我最喜欢的舞会糗事。
Here we go. This first one is from @bigheadbenny13.
第一个来自@bigheadbenny13。
He says, My friend used a text message signature that was his initials, J.K.
他说我的朋友发短信时一直用名字的缩写“JK”。
When he texted his crush asking her to go to prom, she responded, Thank God you're kidding.
当他给女朋友发短信说邀请她去舞会时,她的回答是“感谢上帝你只是在开玩笑”。
Yeah. Yeah, that's me, J.K. This one's from @King Finesser. He says, My date and I each accidentally booked a limo.
没错,没错,是我,JK,这个来自@King Finesser,他说我和对象无意中定了一个豪华轿车。
We found out too late to cancel and we didn't want to waste our money so we ended up taking our own separate limos to the prom.
发现时已没法取消了,我们不想浪费钱,所以我们各自乘坐了一辆高级轿车去了舞会现场。
Why not? Come on. Open the sunroof and just hold hands.
为什么不?来吧,打开天窗,牵着我的手。
Talk to each other. Yeah, hold hands. Yeah, exactly. This one's from @andreawinning. Winning.
和对方说话,没错,牵着手,没错,正是如此,这个来自@andreawinning,赢下。
She says, My school rented the state aquarium for our prom but a week before,
她说我的学校租用了一个国家海洋馆为我们举办舞会,但就在一周前,
there's a chemical mix up and all the fish died.
出现了一种化学混合器,所有的鱼都死了。
We still had prom there but all the tanks were empty. At least they were empty. Bad photos. Yeah, that's true.
我们依然举行了舞会,但是所有鱼缸都空了,至少它们是空的,不好看的照片,没错。
This one is from @AndreaJ36434846. Wait. AndreaJ36843645. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no.
这个来自@AndreaJ36434846,等一下,安德里亚J36843645,没错,不不不。
36434846. Oh, okay. I don't know her. She says, My prom dress zipper broke during dinner.
36843645,好吧,我不认识她,她说我的舞会裙子拉链在吃午餐时坏了。
I was stuck in the bathroom half naked until someone brought me a grinch onesie to wear.
我被困在洗手间里一半赤裸,直到有人给我了一件绿毛怪格林奇连身衣。
Look at this. That's a real photo. Look at this.
看看这个,看看真照片,看看这个。
Who has that? Who has that? Who had that with them?
这是谁?衣服是谁穿的?是谁穿的衣服?
I love that someone just brought a Grinch onesie to prom.
我喜欢有人在舞会上带格林奇的连身衣。

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This one's from @mlblazez. She says, Our prom was held at a venue with floor to ceiling windows.

这个来自@mlblazez,她说我们的舞会举办场地有落地窗。
So, parents who arrived early to pick up their kids just stood outside staring at us like we were zoo animals.
早到的父母驻足在窗户外等待接孩子,他们注视着孩子就像在动物园。
Watch your hand there, buddy. This one's from @mandybynature. Ooh.
小心你的手兄弟,这个来自@mandybynature,哦哦。
She says, The junior prom was always in a really nice building, but one year it wasn't available in time for prom.
她说初中舞会举办地是一栋很棒的建筑,但有一年因为时间的原因无法举办舞会。
So, the school rented out a shopping center strip club and had to remove the poles.
所以学校出租了一个购物中心的脱衣舞俱乐部,但必须把棍子挪走。
Oh. And wipe it down. Don't put out a black light. No.
哦哦,必须擦干净,不要关闭长波紫外光,不不。
From all the...Yeah, from all the...They probably shot a lot of CSIs at that place.
从所有的,从所有的...他们或许在那里放映了许多《犯罪现场调查》剧集。
You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. I understand what you're saying.
你知道我啥意思吧,没错,我知道你在说啥。
Yeah. Yeah. You're saying, they did a lot of...they probably rent it out for film or TV.
没错,我知道,他们做了许多,他们或许将这里出租放映电影或是电视。
Yeah. Film and TV work. You know what I mean? So, there's a lot of splatter marks on the wall.
没错,电影或是电视剧,你知道吧?所以墙上应该都是飞溅的痕迹。
Fake blood. Things like that. This one's from @stephaniecwilliams.
假血等等,这个来自@stephaniecwilliams。
She said, I passed out on the field during prom photos. Can we zoom in? That's a mid pass out.
她说我在舞会照相时晕倒在了田径赛场,我们能放大吗?中间部位摔倒。
This one is from @NewsomScoob. Ooh. @NewsomScoob.
这个来自@NewsomScoob,哦哦NewsomScoob。
He says, It was clear our DJ looked at our prom as a chance to advertise because he kept shouting things into the mic like,
他说很明显我们的DJ将舞会看成了做广告的机会,因为他一直在麦克风里说这样的话,
Available for frat parties, after parties, and barbecues!
场地可供兄弟会,舞会后派对和烧烤会餐!
This last one's from @RyanBartholomee. He says, When you are homeschooled and the only girl in your school is your sister,
最后一个来自@RyanBartholomee,他说当你在家接受教育时,学校唯一的女生是你的姐姐,
you are destined for a #PromFail. Oh. There you have it. Those are our Tonight Show Hashtags.
你注定要过上“舞会失败”的生活,这就是今晚的今夜秀标签。
To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.
为了了解更多精彩内容,请登录tonightshow.com/hashtags。

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