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"毕业证书"是一种病

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I was just wondering...if you guys wouldn't mind, I'd like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now.

我在想如果大家不介意,我想开始本周的感谢信环节。
Is that cool with you guys? I appreciate that. James, can I get some thank you note-writing music, please?
你们觉得呢?非常感谢,詹姆斯,来点感谢信背景音乐吧?
That's nice. Thank you, whiskey glasses, dancing with a stranger, and knocking boots,
不错,谢谢“威士忌酒杯”“和陌生人跳舞”和“发生关系”,
for being songs on the Billboard Hot 100 this week. And a pretty good description of Fleet Week.
他们是本周广告牌最热100首榜单中的歌曲,你们完美阐释了舰队周。
Thank you, Bran Stark, for making the exact same face I did at the end of 'Game of Thrones.'
谢谢布兰·史塔克,你的这个表情和我在《权力游戏》最后的表情一样。
Thank you, the Indy 500 and Trampoline Fails,: for proving that if something is good enough,
谢谢印第安纳波利斯500英里大奖赛和蹦床坏了,这证明如果它足够结实,
I'm willing to watch it 500 times in a row.
我愿意连续看它500次。

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I'm into it. Come on. Come on. Doing! Oh!

我很喜欢,好吧,好吧,铛铛,哦哦。
Tank you, Memorial Day weekend, for being when it's fashionable to start wearing white...
谢谢阵亡将士纪念日的周末,现在最流行穿白色,
unless you already make it look good all year 'round. Ooh, yeah.
除非你全年穿白的都非常好看,哦哦,没错。
Oh, yeah. They do! Thank you, diploma, for sounding less like something you get when you graduate,
哦,耶,确实好看,谢谢毕业证,听起来好像不是你毕业时得到的东西,
more like something you don't want your doctor to diagnose you with.
更像是你不想让你的医生诊断出来的一种病。
I'm sorry, you have diploma. Thank you, top bunk, for letting me start my day with a light concussion.
对不起,你有“毕业证”,谢谢上铺,我每天早上都会经历轻微脑震荡。
Thank you, Memorial Day, for being that special day where we all gather 'round to watch Dad burn his eyebrows off.
谢谢阵亡将士纪念日,在这特殊的一天,我们会聚集在一起看老爸将他的眉毛烧掉。
What are you laughing at? No food for you. Thank you, meals ready to eat. Aw.
你在笑什么?你没有吃的了,谢谢准备好的吃的,呃呃。
Or as you're also known, beef Go-Gurt. Aw. SpaghettiOs. Squirtable beef. Yeah.
你的另外一个名字是“牛肉酸奶”,呃呃,意大利面罐头,可喷射的牛肉,耶耶。
And finally... Thank you, Fleet Week audience, for serving with bravery, with integrity,
最后一个,谢谢舰队周观众,军人观众展现出了勇敢和正直,
and looking fine as hell doing it. Thank you very much, everybody. Those are my thank you notes!
看起来也是如此,谢谢大家,这就是今天的感谢信。

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integrity [in'tegriti]

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n. 诚实,正直,完整,完善

 
row [rəu,rau]

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n. 排,船游,吵闹
vt. 划船,成排

 
willing ['wiliŋ]

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adj. 愿意的,心甘情愿的

 
stark [stɑ:k]

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adj. 僵硬的,完全的,严酷的,荒凉的,光秃秃的 ad

 
tank [tæŋk]

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n. 坦克,箱,罐,槽,贮水池
vt. 把 .

 
diagnose ['daiəgnəuz]

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v. 判断,诊断(疾病)

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description [di'skripʃən]

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n. 描写,描述,说明书,作图,类型

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appreciate [ə'pri:ʃieit]

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vt. 欣赏,感激,赏识
vt. 领会,充分意

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bravery ['breivəri]

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n. 勇敢

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gather ['gæðə]

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v. 聚集,聚拢,集合
n. 集合,聚集

 

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