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After what seems like nine years, tonight is finally the first night of the republican national convention,
过了大约九年后 今晚共和党全国代表大会终于又要召开了
and they are bringing out the big guns.
他们都带了枪
So be careful, they're republicans. There will actually be a lot of big guns.
小心咯 他们可是共和党人 是真的会带枪的
Also Donald Trump, I don't know if you saw this, Donald Trump has selected mega star Scott Baio to speak at the convention.
还有这条不知道你们看过没有 唐纳德·特朗普选了超级巨星斯科特·拜奥在会议上发言
I will give you a minute to Google who that is.
我给你们一分钟谷歌下这个人是谁
To tell you how irrelevant Scott Baio is, I had to have his name phonetically spelled in the teleprompter
为了给你们解释斯科特·拜奥跟大会的联系 我还把这个人名字的发音打在了题词板上
because it looks like by-o, I don't really know, I will just trust them,
因为看起来实在是很像拜哦 我也搞不清楚 我就相信工作人员好了
those of you that don't know Scott Baio is an actor who played Chachi on the show happy days.
不知道斯科特·拜奥是谁的 他在快乐时光中扮演恰奇
What better way to reach out to Millenials than the star of a show that went off the air
要想跟千禧一代搞好关系 还有什么办法比邀请一个他们还在爸爸蛋蛋里的时候
when they are still inside their dad's testicles.
就在演戏的明星更有吸引力呢
Like I want to meet the person who watches tonight and is like you know what,
我想去找看了昨天活动的朋友 他跟我说 你知道吗
I have been on the fence, but now that I know Chachi is for Trump, so am I!
本来我还在犹豫支持谁的 但是我才知道恰奇也支持特朗普 那我跟他一样好了
Not only is Chachi speaking, but Trump has also tapped former general hospital star Antonio Sabato, Jr. to appear.
不仅请了恰奇发言 特朗普还邀请了前陆军医院的明星医生 小安东尼奥·萨巴托出席
I think I just found my Mr. Right. Mr. Right wing. Thank you. One of my own.
我觉得我遇到了我的白马王子 右翼先生 谢谢 这我自己写的
And Scott Baio, and Antonio Sabato, Jr., like those aren't great guests,
斯科特·拜奥和小安东尼奥·萨巴托都还不是最受期待的嘉宾
like those wouldn't even be great guests for dancing with the stars.
让他们上《与星共舞》的节目都算不上很棒的嘉宾
But Trump's pitch to the American people kicked off with an interview that Trump did
特朗普昨天还有一个长达60分钟的采访
with 60 minutes yesterday where he introduced the world to his vice presidential pick, Mike Pence.
采访时他介绍了自己的竞选伙伴 麦克·彭斯
But the two didn't seem to agree on everything. He speaks from his heart.
但两人似乎经常意见不合 他是用心在发言
Well, I speak from my heart and my brain, just so we understand. Right.
我用心 也用脑 所以我们互相理解
You also speak out of your ass. I mean, come on.
你还用屁股发言 拜托
I'm guessing you guys couldn't get tickets for the rally so you came here, right, is that what it is?
我觉得你们是拿不到竞选活动的票才来看我节目的吧 不是吗
Look at what he said toward the end to the interview.
看看他在采访结束时说了什么
You're not known to be a humble man.
众所周知你并不是一个谦虚的人
I think I am actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand.
我觉得我挺谦虚的 我觉得我比你想象的谦虚多了
I'm more humble than you would understand. That is a crazy thing to say.
我觉得我比你想象的谦虚多了 他真的很敢说
It's even crazier to say that while sitting in a chair made of gold.
特别说这句话的时候他正坐在一张金椅子上
I mean seriously, look at that room, right? Look at it there.
说真的 看看这间房间 看看
That room is like what a child thinks a rich person's house should look like.
这简直完全就是小孩子幻想中的有钱人房子的模样
Do you know what I mean? It looks like there should be a dancing candlestick in the background.
你们明白我意思吗 感觉后面还应该放支烛台 方便跳舞用
