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Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, what a week for women! Isn't it? History has been made.
谢谢 女士们先生们 本周是女性的大日子啊 不是吗 我们创造了历史
That's right, after months of anticipation, Jo Jo has cut it down to just two remaining bachelors. These are exciting times.
是的 在观众期待数月之后 乔乔的奇妙冒险里终于只剩下两个单身了 非常值得庆祝
Oh, and also Hillary Clinton received the democratic nomination. That's well. Did you see it last night?
哦 当然还有希拉里·克林顿获得民主党提名 这也是件好事 你们昨晚看了吗
It truly was, it really was a historic evening.
这真是个具有历史意义的夜晚
Hillary Clinton broke the glass ceiling and just in case that point was lost on you.
希拉里·克林顿打破了天花板上的玻璃 以防你忘了这一点
Here is how she appeared at the convention after getting the nomination. This is real.
这有一段她获得提名之后出现在会议上的片段 是真实的片段
I mean that makes a lot of sense, it does, like, when Trump so close to the presidency,
我觉得这也可以理解 真的 在特朗普已经如此接近总统大位的时候
Hillary just became the largest break glass in case of emergency ever.
希拉里成了史上最大的紧急情况下打破玻璃的人。
Hillary Clinton broke the glass seal that Donald Trump vowed when he is president
此后 唐纳德·特朗普发誓 他当上总统后
he will replace it with a reinforced titanium steel ceiling. And that women are going to pay for it.
要把这里的天花板换成钛钢的 女人来付钱
But one of the big speakers of the night was Bill Clinton.
昨晚优秀的演讲者还包括比尔·克林顿
Bill spent 45 minutes explaining why Hillary is the best candidate.
他花了45分钟解释为什么希拉里最应该当选
Because on a night when the first woman is nominated to take the highest office in the land,
因为在第一次选出一位要做总统之位的女性候选人时
what you want is for her husband to spend 45 minutes man-splaining why you should vote for her.
人们当然很希望听她的丈夫花45分钟啰嗦人们为什么应该投票给她
But really it was an amazing speech. He told the story of his marriage with Hillary.
但他的演讲确实很不错 他讲了自己跟希拉里的婚姻故事
And he even had time to mention the police academy film series.
甚至还有时间提一下警察学院的系列电影
Truth is, we rarely disagreed on parenting, although she did believe, that I had gone a little over the top
实际上我们在教育子女上很少有分歧 尽管她觉得我有一段时间
when I took a couple of days off with Chelsea to watch all six police academy movies back to back.
带切尔西离开去看了警察学院的系列电影 并不合适
That's right, Bill Clinton said he watched all six police academy movies with his daughter Chelsea
是的 比尔·克林顿说自己跟切尔西看了6部警察电影
which got awkward when Chelsea was like, aww, that wasn't me.
切尔西说 啊 那个不是我 这就很尴尬
And he took a few days off to binge-watch movies.
他离开几天就是为了看电影
When George W. Bush saw this he was like puff, a few days, I did that for eight years.
乔治·W·布什看见的反应时 切 才几天 我看了八年
But it's going to be hard right now for Donald Trump to be out of the headlines with this DNC happening
但民主党出了这些事 唐纳德·特朗普也难免会上头条
so he took care of that this morning by calling on Russia to locate Hillary Clinton's deleted e-mails.
预示他今天上午喊话俄罗斯 找到希拉里·克林顿删掉的邮件
I will tell you this, Russia, if you are listening, I hope you are able to find the 30,000 e-mails that are missing.
我想说 俄罗斯人 如果你们在听的话 我希望你们能找到那不见的30000封邮件
I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.
我们的媒体一定会表扬你们的
And the media has really been hitting Trump hard for this comment and Trump defended himself by looking into the camera
媒体借此事大肆抨击唐纳德·特朗普 而特朗普回应的方式就是看着镜头说
and saying the idea that I have been communicating with the Russians is ridiculous.
说我跟俄罗斯人有联系真的很荒谬
Also, the falcon is in the nest. Repeat, the falcon is in the nest.
而且 鹰还在巢中 重复一遍 鹰还在巢中
So from bad to even worse last night, Fox News personality Bill O Reilly did a short editorial
更糟糕的是福克斯新闻名嘴比尔·奥·莱利发表了一篇短篇社论
about Michelle Obama's DNC speech where she mentioned that the White House had been built by slaves.
内容是关于米歇尔·奥巴马在民主党国内委员会的演讲中提到白宫由奴隶建成一事
In his controversial response, Bill O Reilly upset a lot of people by suggesting that those slaves didn't have it that bad.
在他自相矛盾的回应中 比尔·奥·莱利暗示那些奴隶并没有那么惨 此举让一大批人大感失望
Michelle Obama referenced slaves building the White House and referring to the evolution of America,
米歇尔·奥巴马引用了奴隶建设白宫的案例 提及美国大革命时
slaves did participate in the construction of the White House.
奴隶确实有参与白宫的建设
Slaves that worked there were well fed, and had decent lodgings, provided by the government.
那些奴隶们吃的很好 政府提供的住处条件也不错
Well, that's an interesting point of view, Bill. And now it's time for my tip of the day.
比尔 这个角度就很有意思了 现在是我的每日小贴士环节了
My tip of the day is if you're a privileged older white man,
今日小贴士是 作为一位颇有名气的白人老者
maybe you should not be pointing out the positive aspects of slavery.
也许你并不应该直接指出奴隶制的正面意义
Something that you don't ever, ever, ever do that.
这是你永远 永远 永远也不应该做的事
