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We are taking our show to Brooklyn next week and in preparation for that
我们下周要把我们的节目带到布鲁克林，为制作节目做准备
I thought it would be fun to go back to my old elementary school to talk to some of the kids who are going there now so
我觉得回到我的小学母校跟现在在那里上学的一些小盆友聊天会很有趣
I packed my lie detector and I brought it to my old school, it's my real old school.
我装上了我的测谎仪并把它带到了我母校，它是我真正的母校。
I brought my truth fairy Guillermo and sat down with a young man named Marcus.
我带了我的实话仙女吉尔摩和一个名叫马科斯小男孩坐在了一起。
Well, hello there. Hi. How are you? Good. Good, have a seat right there. This is the truth fairy.
呃，你好啊。嗨。你好吗？很好。好的，请坐吧。这位是实话仙女。
How are you? Good. The truth fairy's gonna put this helmet on you.
你好吗？很好。实话仙女要把这个头盔给你戴上。
This is called lie detector, OK? It tells us if a person is lying or not. Give me your hand.
这个叫测谎仪，知道不？它能告诉我们一个人是否在说谎。把手给我。
And all you have to do is to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God.
你所要做的就是跟我说实话，完完全全的实话，不能有半点假话，但愿上帝保佑你。
Will you do that? Very good! What is your name? Marcus. Marcus, how old are you? I'm Seven.
你能做到吗？非常好！你叫什么名字？马科斯。马科斯你多大啦？我七岁。
Seven years old. Do you like to joke around? No. You do not?!
七岁。你喜欢开玩笑吗？不喜欢。你不喜欢？！
OK, well this is saying you do like to joke around. Do you ever joke around? Yes. You do sometimes.
好吧，它说你喜欢开玩笑。你开过玩笑吗？开过。你有时候会开玩笑。
Do you lie a lot? No. Why do you lie so much? OK.
你经常说谎吗？不。你为什那么喜欢说谎呢？好吧。
Tell us a little bit about yourself. What do you like to do? Play. Play? Play what? Basketball. Basketball?
跟我们说一说你自己吧。你喜欢干什么？玩。玩？玩啥？篮球。篮球？
What else do you enjoy? Do you like music? No. You do not.
你还喜欢干什么？你喜欢音乐吗？不喜欢。你不喜欢。
But I do like dancing to music. Oh, you like dancing to music. But you don't like the music itself? Yeah.
但我喜欢随着音乐起舞。噢，你喜欢随着音乐起舞。但你不喜欢音乐本身？是的。
I see. So it's like, if you like decorating cakes, but you didn't like eating them.
我懂了。也就是说，你喜欢在蛋糕上裱花，但你不喜欢吃它们。
Yeah, that's a good analogy? Yeah. Do you know what an analogy is? No. No? OK. Very good.
哦，这是个不错的比喻？是的。你知道什么是比喻吗？不知道。不知道？好吧，非常好。
What do you wanna be when you grow up? A basketball player.
你长大后想干什么啊？成为篮球运动员。
Do you like showering with other guys? OK, very good.
你喜欢跟其他的人一起冲澡吗？好的，非常好。
Let's talk about your home life. Are you well-behaved at home? You sometimes do bad things?
让我们谈谈你的家庭生活吧。你在家很乖吗？你有时候会做坏事吗？
Just a little bit. Just a little... What kind of bad things do you do?
就一点点啦。就一点点……你会做啥坏事呢？
Like, last time I get punished at my house. Yeah, for what?
比如说，上次我在家受罚了。嗯，为什么会受罚？
Like, sometimes for my homework. I see, you don't do it. Yeah.
比如说，有时候是因为我的家庭作业。我懂了，你不做作业。是的。
Because it's more fun to not doing homework. It's more fun to not doing homework. Why don't parents understand that?
因为不做作业更好玩。不做作业更好玩。为什么父母亲就不明白呢？
Maybe because they are big and they've already known you should do your homework or you'll get in trouble.
或许是因为他们是大人，他们已经知道你应该做你的家庭作业，或者你就会有麻烦。
Is it fun to be a grown-up? Yeah. Is it more fun to be a grown-up or a kid?
长大成人很好玩吗？是的。做大人好玩，还是做孩子好玩？
It's more fun to be a grown-up. Why do you say that? Because you could drive.
做大人更好玩。何出此言？因为你可以开车啦。
Driving is good. Where would you drive if you could drive? To basketball. You love basketball, huh?
开车很棒。要是你可以开车你会开到哪去？开到打篮球的地方去。你很喜欢篮球嘛！
Alright. I think we've covered pretty much everything. Is there anything else you wanna tell us or is there anything, umm any secrets that you have?
好了。我想我们把该问的基本上都问了。你有什么想告诉我们的吗？你有什么秘密吗？
I only have a secret, but I can't tell anybody. No, you can tell us. You can tell us. We are here with...
我只有一个秘密，但我不能向人透露。别介，你可以告诉我们。你可以告诉我们。我们在这里……
But you can't tell anybody. No, this one you can tell us. We are with the police.
但你们不能告诉别人。不会的，这个秘密可以告诉我们。我们是警察。
Like, if somebody steals me. Yeah. I have a secret password: it's called fire.
比方说，如果有人偷了我东西。嗯。我一个叫做“开火”的暗号。
Oh, OK we may want to change the password. Okay.
哦。好吧，我们可能要改暗号了。好的。
