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I notice when you take a photo and you uploaded it to Instagram, it crops the photo.
我注意到我们把照片上传到ins上之后 它会自动裁剪照片
But lucky for you, Instagram just gave us access to tons of users' photos before they got cropped like this one here.
但幸运的是 Ins刚给我们开通了权限 让我们看到他们被裁剪之前的样子
You see this photo. This is Taylor Lautner's photo posted on his Instagram.
看这张 是泰勒·洛特纳发在自己ins上的
I thought it was a fun photo of him at the zoo.
我本来以为这只是一张在动物园拍的好玩的照片
Turns out, there's a lot about Taylor we don't know.
结果发现 原来泰勒隐瞒了好多我们不知道的事
Look at this. Look at those gams! Beautiful, no?
看 看看这一人一鹿的互动 很美不是吗
Here's a photo, here, look, friends of the show, Anna Kendrick. She posted this photo.
这还有一张照片 照片主人是我们节目的老朋友了 安娜·肯德里克 她拍了这张照片
What an adorable photo and then I saw the full version. I mean, good god!
多可爱啊 然后我就看到了完整版 我的天啊
I'm just glad we had her on the show before her face got ripped off and here is one
我真的很庆幸我们在她毁容之前就请她上了我们节目
Ashton Kutcher posted right here. See that? I thought that's a pretty cool photo.
还有艾什顿·库奇的照片 看到了吗 我本来觉得是张挺酷的照片
But I had no idea actually how cool it was. Check out the full version.
但我没意识到有多酷 直到我看到照片全貌
The most impressive part is that he carried all of those bloats on his back. That's how cool it is.
最神奇的是他背上还背了那么多东西 厉害了
Here is a photo Jeff Goldblum posted. Get Jazzy with me. I thought fun photo.
这还有一张杰夫·高不伦的照片 让爵士乐陪伴我 我觉得很有趣
As we all know, he's a jazz musician. Then I saw the whole thing. Trumpet here. Smutty!
大家都知道他是搞爵士乐的嘛 直到我看到完整版 喇叭在这儿 真下流
That's how my mom would call it. Smutty. I mean, I will. Oh, I will blow that trumpet but it's smutty.
如果我妈看到一定会这么说的 真下流 但我会去吹的 尽管很下流
And then here is a photo here, Taylor Swift's.
还有一张照片 泰勒·斯威夫特的
Best friend's Britany LaManna posted this photo it really lit up the internet.
最好的朋友布莱特妮·拉曼纳发了这张照片 随后传遍网络
It's such a lovely photo. Taylor, Britany, Blake Lively, the other two.
这张照片实在是很可爱 里面有泰勒 布莱特妮 布莱克·莱弗利 还有另外两人
What? Do you know their name? No.
什么 你们知道他俩的名字吗 不知道
I don't know why anyone would crop anything out of it, but then I saw what was cropped out of it.
不知道为什么ins要把剩下的一部分裁掉 反正我看到了被裁掉的部分
Oh. Drama. Drama. Can't wait to hear Kanye's song about that one.
啊 多么戏剧化的场面 我已经等不及想听侃爷为这次会面写的歌了
