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If you guys wouldn't mind, I'd just like to write out my weekly thank-you notes. Thank you so much. Wow.
如果大家不介意，我们将开始本周的感谢信环节，谢谢大家，哦哦。
Can I get some thank-you-note-writing music, please, James?
来点感谢信背景音乐吧，詹姆斯？
Oh, I know what we can get James for Father's Day.
哦，我知道父亲节可以送詹姆斯点什么礼物了。
What's that? What can we get James for Father's Day? A tie. Oh. You know, it's Casual Friday.
是什么？父亲节可以给詹姆斯什么？一条领带，你知道的，今天是休闲周五日。
Thank you, water balloon fights, for being two minutes of fun followed by two hours of picking up condom shrapnel out of my lawn.
谢谢水气球大战，享受了两分钟欢乐之后，接下来就是两个小时在草坪中捡避孕套碎片。
Thank you, rose in a can. For a second, I was worried drinking outside at noon had gotten a little too classy.
谢谢易拉罐装的桃红葡萄酒，有时我会担心中午在外面喝酒很气派。
You showed me... Thank you, Meryl Streep joining the cast of Big Little Lies.
你给我展示一下，谢谢梅丽尔·斯特里普加入《大小谎言 》电视剧。
Or, as every other show on TV puts it, 'Why do we even bother anymore? I mean, come on? Meryl Streep?
或者像电视上的其它节目所说的，我们为什么还要麻烦自己呢？我说为啥呢？梅丽尔·斯特里普？
This is the best. Thank you, hard-shell tacos, for being one very light squeeze away from turning into a plate of nachos.
这是最棒的，谢谢硬壳的墨西哥玉米卷饼，轻巧的外壳可以拧成一盘子玉米卷饼。
Come on. Thank you, new 'Shaft' movie, for letting people celebrate Father's Day by watching a bad mother...
好吧，谢谢《铁杆神探》电影，你让人们通过观看一名坏母亲来庆祝父亲节。
Shut your mouth. I'm just talking about Shaft. I can dig it.
闭嘴吧，我只是在谈论《铁杆神探》电影，我可以挖掘。
Thank you, giant pool floats. Nothing says 'Let's get this party started' like spending an hour trying to blow up a 4-foot unicorn.
谢谢巨型的泳池漂浮物，没有为什么比“让我们开始狂欢吧”，然后花一小时试图引爆一个四腿独角兽。
Thank you, buying your dad whiskey for Father's Day, for being the perfect way to say,
谢谢，为父亲在父亲节买威士忌，这样很适合去说，
'If I had to raise me, I'd need a drink, too.' There you guys have it.
如果让我站起来，我也需要来一杯酒，就这么多朋友们。
Those are my thank-you notes, right there. Thank you very much.
这就是感谢信标签，非常感谢。
