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Oh, I almost forgot! Someone special is celebrating their birthday today.
我差点忘了，一位特殊的人今天过生日。
We could not do the show without him. You know him, you love him, the one and only Steve Higgins. Aw. Happy birthday, Higgins!
我们没有他无法做节目，你知道他，你们爱他，他就是唯一的史蒂夫·希金斯，生日快乐，希金斯。
Happy birthday there, buddy. Are you having a good day? You okay?
生日快乐朋友，你今天过得好吗？你还好吧？
Actually, I'm not feeling so great. My stomach is killing me. Oh, something you ate?
其实，我感觉不是很好，我的胃特别难受，吃了不好的东西？
I don't think so. For lunch, I just had some Dole baby spinach.
不是吧，午饭我就吃了多乐婴儿菠菜。
Dole fresh vegetables is recalling packages of baby spinach.
多乐的新鲜蔬菜召回了婴儿菠菜。
The company says a random sample tested positive for salmonella. Ugh. Yeah.
该公司说一些抽样检测发现了沙门菌，哦哦。
Well, I'm sure it isn't the bag you ate. I mean, what are the odds of that? You know. I mean, did you eat anything else?
我确定不是你吃的那袋，概率很低的，我的意思是，你还吃了别的吗？
Let me think. Yeah, after the salad, I treated myself to those Entenmann's Little Bites soft baked cookies. So good.
我想想，哦，吃完沙拉后，我吃了Entenmann's软曲奇饼干，太好吃了。
Those are great, actually. I do love those. Entenmann's Little Bites soft baked cookies
饼干很棒，我很喜欢吃，Entenmann's软曲奇饼干
are being recalled because pieces of blue plastic have been showing up in the packaging.
被召回，因为在包装材料中发现了蓝色塑料。
Uh, well, that's not good. Ugh. No, it's not. Ugh. I mean... Let's just try to take your mind off of this.
不太好啊，不好，我的意思是，不要想这些事情了。
Are you going anywhere this summer? Oh, actually I am. Yes. My wife and I just booked a trip
你这个夏天去哪了？我去了，我的妻子和我订了一个旅行，
on the Carnival cruise ship Fantasy. Really love it, go every month. Every month we go on a cruise.
被叫做嘉年华油轮幻想号，很棒，每个月都去，我们每个月都去巡游。
Food is great. Amenities top notch. Top shelf.
食物很棒，设施都是一流的，很棒。
Carnival cruise ship Fantasy earned one of the company's worst sanitation inspection reports ever.
嘉年华油轮幻想号获得了该公司卫生检查最糟糕榜单的第一名。
A salad bar with not less than 15 small flies on bagels and bread, shower hoses in the medical center that discharged brown water,
沙拉台上有不下15个小苍蝇在百吉圈和面包上飞，医疗中心的喷头散发出棕色的液体。
and soiled cups and bowls on a galley storage rack. Oh, wow. Aw. Higgins this is...
厨房的储藏架子上有肮脏的茶杯和碗，哦哦，希金斯，这个嗯嗯。
I'm really, I'm really sorry about this. This is the worst birthday ever.
真的对不起，这是一个最糟糕的生日。
You got any good news for me? Well... Scientists in Denmark say they are one step closer to developing the first vaccine for chlamydia.
你有没有好消息带给我？当然，丹麦科学家称他们即将研制出首个衣原体疫苗。
Yes! Yes! Oh, he's having a heart attack! Oh, my goodness!
好吧，好吧，他犯心脏病了，老天啊。
Oh, my goodness. He's having a...Oh, he's having a...Steve Higgins, everybody!
老天，他真的..他真的....史蒂夫·希金斯朋友们。
We'll be right back with more Tonight Show.
今夜秀节目马上回来。
