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So, whenever I need a pick-me-up, I go to my main source of spiritual strength.
无论什么时候我需要提神，我都会去寻找精神的力量。
It's inspirational quotes that your annoying friend posted on Instagram.
那就是你烦人的朋友在Instagram上发的激励人的话语。
Folks, it's time for a brand-spanking-new segment called #Blessed, #Inspired. #Blessed, #Inspired.
朋友们，又到了新环节，名叫“祝福与激励”，“祝福与激励”环节。
Our first inspirational quote is...Nothing is impossible. Except for putting a USB cable in the right way on the first try.
我们的第一个激励语是，没有不可能，除了第一次尝试用正确的方法放USB线。
That is actually impossible. That is actually... Ugh. I broke it.
这基本上是不可能的，这基本上，我弄坏了。
Yeah. Here's another one, here. We don't remember days. We remember moments.
来看看下一个，我们不会记得日子，但我们记得那个时刻。
Like the moment when you finally paid me back for the lunch I bought you last week, Sheryl
比如你终于为我上周请你吃的午餐付钱的时刻，雪莉。
Here's one. Here's one right here. Keep going. You're almost there.
来看看下一个，下一个是继续走，你马上到了。
Actually it turns out there's construction up ahead. Google Maps just added 40 minutes to your travel time.
但其实前方正在施工，谷歌地图将你的旅行时间增加了40分钟。
Another 40 minutes. Put on a podcast. I don't know. Come on. What are you gonna do, man?
另外40分钟，听一听播客吧，我不知道，你会怎么做呢兄弟？
Here's another one. Don't rain on someone's parade.
下一个看看，不要让别人扫兴。
If you really want to ruin a parade, give the clowns bath salts. Yeah.
如果你真的想让别人扫兴，给这些小丑浴盐，耶耶。
I'm gonna eat your face! Whoa-ho! I'm gonna eat your face! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
我会吃了你的脸，哦哦，我会吃了你的脸，哦哦哦。
There's 40 of us in this car. We're a walking nightmare. There was 41! Huh-heh-ha-ha. We ate him!
这个车里有40个人，我们是行走的噩梦，其实是41个人，呵呵呵，我们会吃了他。
We're down to our last quote. Aww. It says...
来看看最后一个，哦哦，是这么说的...
A majority of the crowd wer psyched that we're at our last. Yeah. The majority or the crowd were happy.
多数观众很高兴迎来了最后一个，多数观众是很高兴的，没错。
Happy it was over. Yeah. Three people. Three cat lovers were not psyched. Here we go. We're down to our last quote.
很高兴结束了，没错，三个人，三个爱猫人士不高兴，来看看，最后一个句子。
Still not all the audience. It goes up. You notice? That one went AwwWWW!
仍然不是所有观众，上升了，你注意了吗？他们是这样的..啊啊啊啊。
I think it's...Hold on a second. Is this...What's he doing? Hey. Control room? Yeah.
我认为，等一下，他在干啥？你好，控制室吗？没错。
Is this the last one? Yeah, it is. Are you sure you want it to be last one?
这是最后一个？没错，你确定这是最后一个？
Yeah. I want to do this one. All right. Talk to you later Okay. Hey. Hey. Do me a favor.
没错，我希望完成这个，好吧，以后聊，好吧，嗨嗨，帮我一个忙。
What's up? Don't be a Negative Norbert. Hey, wait! We're down to our last quote, you guys.
啥事？不要成为否定的诺伯特，嗨，等一下，我们进入最后一个朋友们。
I want to do more. It's just the suits upstairs. They want me to...
我希望说更多，但就是楼上的《金牌律师》，他们希望我...
You want to do like a thousand of these. Yeah. Here you go. It says...Children are the future.
你愿意做一千个这样的，来看看，上面说孩子是未来。
Just not your children. That's all the time we hav for #Blessed, #Inspired.
但不是你的孩子，这就是以上所有的“祝福与激励”环节。
