You have been working in Australia, you have been renting a house there
你一直在澳大利亚工作 你在那租了个房子
and I'm told something unexpected happened when you got to this house.
有人告诉我 你到这个房子的时候 有件意想不到的事情发生了
I don't know what it is, what happened?
我不知道是什么事 发生什么了
Well, my husband was home and with my mother,
那时我丈夫和我母亲在家里
and he went to put on a little DVD of my son's photos or something and a porn video started to play randomly.
他要播放我儿子照片的DVD或什么东西 这时一个成人录像开始随机播放了
With your mother.
你母亲在现场
A porn graphic film started play on TV.
一个成人录像开始在电视上播放了
When was this? This was last year.
什么时候 去年
And I came home and we were trying to do with this video.
后来我回家了 我们商量怎么处理这个视频
My husband said you have to leave it in the DVD player for the owners.
我丈夫说 你得把它放在DVD播放器里 它是户主的
Then they're going to think I had the porn video so we had to figure out what to do.
然后他们会认为录像是我的 所以我们得想想怎么办
So we end up sloting in the rest of the collection which wasn't porno. It was regular movies.
所以 我们最后把它插在其它的碟片里 都是正常的电影
You probably got some husband into a lot of trouble.
你可能让一些丈夫陷入麻烦
Can I break the news to you, this is clearly your husband's porno tape. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Right?
我能把这个消息告诉你吗 这肯定是你丈夫的录像 抱歉 抱歉 对吧
I mean he has played an absolute blinder, what's this, what is this doing in here? What?
我是说 他肯定在装傻 这是什么 为什么它会在这里 什么鬼
Oh, what, no, we can't throw it away!
不 我们不能把它扔掉
We'll put it right here between these two videos. And we won't mention it again. Wow.
我们就把它放在这两个碟片之间吧 都不要再提这个事情了 哇
Between these cartoons, that is a smart move.
就放在这个卡通片之间 机智男孩
He'll keep denying it as he should.
他会一直否认这不是他的 他也应该这样做
And I would just not bring it up but you should know deep in your core, that was your husband's tape.
我不会提这件事的 但你们内心应该知道 那就是你丈夫的录像带
One hundred percent. All right.
百分之百是的 好吧