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Let's get into it. I don't know if you saw this.
让我们直接进入正题 我不知你们有没有看过这个
Here's some odd insight into how Donald Trump operates.
下面是一些关于唐纳德·特朗普如何运作的奇怪见解
Okay according to a recent article president Trump once tore off the cover of a magazine calling Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau the anti-Trump.
根据最近的一篇文章 特朗普总统曾经撕下一本杂志的封面 上面写着加拿大总理贾斯汀·特鲁多是反特朗普的人
Right. He then mailed he mailed this torn off article to Trudeau but not before writing on it looking good hope it's not true.
然后他把这篇撕掉的文章寄给了特鲁多 但在这之前他在上面写了 看起来不错 希望不是真的
Trump communicates with world leaders the way a kid in junior high sends notes to their crush.
特朗普与世界领导人交流的方式 就像一个初中生给他的梦中情人传纸条一样
Hey you want to make out? I'm kidding yeah, unless you want to.
想和我玩吗 开玩笑的 除非你真的想
By the way I will say big moment finally something Trump and I can agree on. Justin Trudeau looking good.
顺便说一下 这是个重大的时刻 我和特朗普终于有一件意见相同的事情了 贾斯汀·特鲁多真好看
This isn't the first time Trump has done this as president.
这不是特朗普作为总统第一次做这种事情
When he saw an ad for a limited time only meal at KFC he mailed this to Colonel Sanders. Looking good hope it's not true.
当他看到肯德基限时套餐的广告时 他把这个寄给了桑德斯上校 看起来不错 希望不是真的
And then Trump recently weighed in on The Bachelorette results. Looking good hope it's not true, we're joking of course.
然后特朗普最近猜测了单身女郎的结果 看起来不错 希望不是真的 我们当然是在开玩笑
But Trump's not the only one to do this. I actually sent this to him back in November 2016. Looking good, hope it's not true.
但是特朗普不是第一个做这件事情的人 事实上我曾在2016年11月把这个寄给特朗普 看起来不错 希望不是真的
We want to tell you about this crazy story from the Netherlands.
现在讲讲这个发生在荷兰的疯狂的故事
Police there recently tried to send out a mass text message to warn residents about a local fire.
当地警方最近试图群发消息 警示当地居民火灾的发生
But they accidentally included a link to a pornographic video.
但是他们意外把一个成人视频链接放了进去
Yeah police then issued an apology and a request that you not mention this to their wife.
是的 然后警方表示了道歉 并请求人们不要和他们的妻子说起这件事
Residents received a porn link video instead of a fire warning.
军民收到了一个成人视频链接 而不是一个火灾警示
I will say in their defense there were a couple of guys in the video dressed like firefighters.
我会替他们说话 视频里有几个人穿着消防员的衣服
Imagine getting that on your phone instead of an Amber Alert this was an Amber crystal and Tiffany alert.
想象一下 你的手机收到的不是火灾警报 而是美眉警告
And finally a woman in England recently returned home to find that a postman delivered her Amazon package by throwing it into her house through an upstairs window.
最后 英国一位妇女最近回到家 发现邮递员把她的亚马逊包裹从楼上的窗户扔进了她的房子
Even worse the woman had ordered light bulbs.
更糟的是 这名女性买的东西是灯泡
He got it through a second-story window so congratulations to Lebron James on his new job at Amazon.
他是通过二楼的窗户拿到的 所以恭喜勒布朗·詹姆斯在亚马逊找到了新工作
I hope this doesn't start a trend but I must say I'm pretty concerned about the Amazon have just changed their logo from this to this.
我希望这不会是一个趋势 但我必须说 我很担心亚马逊刚刚改变了他们的标志 把这个改成了这个
