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Hey, everybody, I was running a bit behind today, so I thought, if you guys wouldn't mind,
朋友们，我今天有点晚了，如果大家不介意，
I'd just like to write out my weekly thank-you notes right now. Is that cool with you?
我们将进行本周的感谢信环节，可以吗？
James, can I get some thank-you-note-writing music, please? Wow. It's beautiful. I guess he's not live.
詹姆斯，来点感谢信背景音乐吧？哦哦。很美丽，我猜他没气了。
Thank you, formal impeachment, for sounding like a fancy dessert you'd order in the South.
谢谢正式弹劾，你听起来好似你在南部点的美味甜点。
I'll have the formal impeachment, and the lady will have the chocolate Ukraine.
我要来一份正式弹劾，这个女士来一份巧克力乌克兰。
Thank you, Apple's flagship store, reopening after renovations.
谢谢苹果旗舰商店，你在装修完后重新开张。
I hope that turning the store off and back on again fixed the problem. Thank you for waiting. Have you turned it off?
我希望关闭商店，重新专注于解决这个问题，谢谢等待，你的关了吗？
Thank you, props at a wedding photo booth. You're right...
谢谢婚照快照亭的道具，你是对的，
the fanciest clothing I own does look better paired with a Viking helmet and a mustache on a stick.
我拥有的最美丽的服装确实很好看，配有维京头盔和棍子上的八字胡。
Come on, man. You're dressed up. Get out of here. Thank you, meditation apps that start free but then cost money.
好吧，你盛装出席，出去，谢谢冥想应用，刚开始免费，之后收费。
Who knew that charging my credit card $12.99 a month was part of my path to enlightenment?
谁知道每月花费我信用卡12.99美金是让我豁然开朗的部分资金。
I think I feel less stress? Yeah. Thank you, checking the fridge over and over to see if I have anything to eat,
我现在感觉压力减轻了？好吧，谢谢，一遍遍检查冰箱，看看有没有吃的，
for making me ask myself, Am I really hungry enough to eat that Chinese food for a fourth day?
能够让我问问自己，我真的足够饿，让我第四天吃中国餐？
It can't be good. There's no way. I'll cut off the mold. Yeah. Eh, no one's here.
那肯定不好吃，没门，我要转变模式，好吧，啥都没有。
Thank you, hayrides, for not going by your real name, allergy wagons.
谢谢草车，你没有用自己的真名，过敏货车。
There you go. Those are my thank-you notes right there, everybody.
好吧，这就是今天的感谢信标签。
