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The reason I'm getting emotional is because I would like to write out my thank-you notes right now. Now?
我激动的原因是，我要现在写每周的感谢信了，现在？
If that's cool with you guys. Can I do that? You guys are the best! Oh, my God, he's the best.
如果大家可以的话，我可以吗？你们最棒了，老天，他是最棒的。
You guys are the best, my best friends. James, can I get some thank-you note writing Muzak, please?
你们是最棒的，我最好的朋友，能给我来点感谢信背景音乐吗？马扎克？
Wow. Wow! That's nice. Thank you, Mitt Romney's Twitter alter ego named Pierre Dilecto...
哦哦，不错，谢谢罗姆尼推特的第二个名字，皮埃尔·迪拉克托。
for sounding like a spell French Harry Potter would cast. Pierre Dilecto!
很像法国哈利·波特会说的咒语，皮埃尔·迪拉克托！
Pierre Dilecto. Whew. Thank you, Starbucks' new Phantom Frappuccino, for looking like a barista took a pumpkin spice latte
皮埃尔·迪拉克托，哦哦，谢谢星巴克的最新幻影法布奇诺，你很像一位咖啡师拿了一杯南瓜香料拿铁，
and left it under the sink for a week. Oh. Oh.
放在水槽下面一周的时间，哦哦哦。
Thank you, couples Halloween costumes, for being a great way to tell other people,
谢谢，情侣万圣节服装，这是告诉别人的好方法，
Congratulations that you're not dating either of us. Oh...
恭喜你没有和我们约会。哦哦。
Thank you, catchers giving pitch signs, for looking like you're playing rock, paper, scissors with your junk.
谢谢你，接球手给投球手势，好似在用你的坏球玩剪刀石头布。
I lost again. No, I lost again, man. Oh, no, scissors! Oh, no. Oh, man. God dang it.
我又输了。不，我又输了，伙计。哦，不，剪刀！哦，不。哦，伙计。天啊，该死。
Ouch! Ow, my goodness! Come on, give me paper. I'll play one more time. One more time. Scissors again? Oh, man!
哎哟！哦，天哪！来吧，给我布。我再来一次。再来一次。又是剪刀？哦，伙计！
Oh, man! All right. Two balls, no strikes. All right. Whoo!
哦，伙计！好吧。两个球，没有击打。好吧。喔！
Thank you, Bud Light accusing Coors Light of stealing their recipe, for making everyone ask, Wait, there's a recipe for water?
谢谢你，百威淡啤指责银子弹啤酒偷了他们的配方，让大家问，等等，有水的配方吗？
Oh, ouch! Ouch! Come on. You know what I'm talking about. Come on. Ouch.
哦，哎哟！哎哟！来吧。你知道我在说什么。来吧。哎哟。
Thank you, ads that run during football games, for somehow trying to convince us that it's normal to watch football while holding a football.
谢谢你，在足球比赛中播放的广告，不知怎么的，试图让我们相信，一边拿着足球一边看足球是正常的。
Hey! Why are you holding a football? Football, I love it so much. I love football. I just want to hold it while I watch it.
嘿！你为什么拿着足球？足球，我太喜欢了。我喜欢足球。我只是想一边看一边拿着它。
Look, I got the thing like they do! It's ridiculous. Scissors. Oh, hey, stop playing that!
听着，我得到了他们那样的东西！太可笑了。剪刀。哦，嘿，别玩了！
Thank you, dog dental chews, for cleaning my dog's mouth with the refreshing scent of old beef. Aw!
谢谢你，牙齿咀嚼棒，用老牛肉的清香清洁小狗的嘴。哦！
Thank you, mulled cider, for being cider that's mulled it over and decided it wants to get drunk.
谢谢你，苹果香料酒汽水，是经过深思熟虑后决定要喝醉的苹果酒。
There you guys have it. Those are my thank-you notes.
就这么多，这就是感谢信环节。
