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Hey, before we get started, I just want to give a special shout-out to all of our viewers watching from the Colorado-Mexico border.
嘿，在我们开始之前，我只想对我们从科罗拉多到墨西哥边境观看的观众发出一个特别的呐喊。
You guys... Hola! Hola, dude. Yeah, you hear about this? During a speech in Pittsburgh yesterday,
你们....你好！嘿，伙计。是的，你听说了吗？昨天在匹兹堡的演讲中，
President Trump said that he's building sections of the border wall,
特朗普总统说他正在修建边境墙，
but I think he got confused exactly where our border is. Check out what.
但我想他搞不清我们的边界在哪里。看看是什么。
We're building a wall on the border of New Mexico and we're building a wall in Colorado.
我们在新墨西哥的边境上修建了一堵墙，我们正在科罗拉多修建一堵墙。
By the time Trump is done building all these walls, the country's going to look like 50 giant cubicles.
当特朗普完成所有这些墙的建设时，这个国家将看起来像50个巨大的隔间。
Then Trump announced our Coast Guard would be patrolling the ports of Nebraska. So that's good. Oh.
然后特朗普宣布我们的海岸警卫队将在内布拉斯加州的港口巡逻。所以这很好。哦。
But Trump addressed his comments in a tweet and said, Kiddingly, we're building a wall in Colorado.
但特朗普在推特上发表了自己的评论，并说，开玩笑的是，我们正在科罗拉多州筑墙。
Then stated, We're not building a wall in Kansas, but they get the benefit of the wall we're building on the border.
然后说，我们不是在堪萨斯州建一堵墙，但他们从我们在边境建的墙中获益。
Referred to people in the very packed auditorium from Colorado and Kansas getting the benefit of the border wall.
指的是在拥挤的礼堂里从科罗拉多州和堪萨斯州得到边境墙好处的人们。
Well, that clears it up. There you go. Forget immigrants. I think we need to deport Trump's English teacher.
好吧，那就清楚了。好了，忘了移民吧。我认为我们需要驱逐特朗普的英语老师。
Meanwhile, today at The White House, Trump participated in a ceremony in honor of the Hindu holiday Diwali.
与此同时，今天在白宫，特朗普参加了纪念印度节日排灯节的仪式。
Things got off to a rough start when Trump told everyone, We're going to build Diwali in Colorado.
当特朗普告诉大家，我们要在科罗拉多州建造排灯节时，事情开始变得很艰难。
Diwali! There's a lot happening right now with all the impeachment stuff and Trump's border wall and Colorado, and I just wonder
排灯节！现在弹劾案和特朗普的边境墙以及科罗拉多州发生了很多事情，我只是想知道
what's happening in other news. Can we see something?
其他新闻里发生了什么。我们能看看吗？
And, according to a new study, thinking too much could cause you to die sooner.
而且，根据一项新的研究，过多的思考会导致你早死。
Nobody think. No one think. Everyone stop thinking. Some 2020 news.
没人想。没人想。每个人都停止思考。2020年的新闻。
Pete Buttigieg said that he used marijuana a handful of times, and it was back when he was still growing up.
皮特·布蒂吉格说，他用过几次大麻，那是在他还在成长的时候。
Still growing up? The guy is barely old enough to see the Joker movie on his own.
还在长大？这家伙还不到独自看小丑电影的年龄。
I mean, come on. Oh, hang on. I'm being told there's some breaking news in the 2020 election. Oh. Yeah.
我是说，来吧。哦，等等。有人告诉我2020年大选有一些突发新闻。哦。是啊。
We do have some breaking news to get to from the 2020 campaign trail. Congressman Tim Ryan, Democrat from Ohio,
从2020年的竞选活动来看，我们确实有一些新的消息要说。俄亥俄州民主党议员蒂姆·瑞安，
has dropped out of the presidential race. I'm not in charge of the news department here, but I don't think
退出了总统竞选。我不负责这里的新闻部，但我不认为
a guy dropping out of the race who's polling at less than 1% really qualifies as breaking news.
一个投票率低于1%的退出竞选的人真的可以算是突发新闻。
Do you guys know who Tim Ryan is? No. That's part of the problem. That's why. Breaking news.
你们知道蒂姆·瑞恩是谁吗？不，这是问题的一部分。这就是原因。突发新闻。
Rumors started swirling he might drop out of the race ever since he announced that he's running for president.
自从他宣布竞选总统后，谣言就开始纷至沓来，说他可能退出竞选。
Some more 2020 news. I saw that Judge Judy has endorsed former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg for president.
还有2020年的新闻。我看到朱迪法官支持前纽约市长迈克尔·布隆伯格竞选总统。
Sounds good, but I still want to hear what the judges from Hot Bench think before I make my decision. Yeah.
听起来不错，但在我做决定之前，我还是想听听评委们的想法。是啊。
This is interesting. I saw that the band Coldplay is revealing the track list of their new double album in newspapers around the world.
这很有趣。我看到酷玩乐队正在世界各地的报纸上公布他们新专辑的曲目。
That story again. Coldplay is keeping their track list a complete secret.
又是那个故事。酷玩公司对他们的追踪名单完全保密。
I read about...As long as The Roots are laughing, it's all good.
我听说，只要紫金合唱团在笑，那就没问题。
I read about a group of scientists who taught rats how to drive tiny cars and claimed the rats found it relaxing.
我读到一组科学家教老鼠如何驾驶小型车，并声称老鼠发现它很放松。
When the report was published, the scientists' families were like, Wait. That's what you've been studying?
当这份报告发表时，科学家们的家人就像，等等。这就是你一直在学的东西？
If rats find driving relaxing? What's going on? And, finally, a new study found that mashed potatoes are just as good as Gatorade when exercising.
如果老鼠发现驾驶放松？发生什么事？最后，一项新的研究发现土豆泥在锻炼时和佳得乐一样好。
So remember this Thanksgiving, you're not overeating. You're training for the Winter Games. We have a great show.
记住这个感恩节，你不会吃得太多。你在为冬季运动会训练。我们有一场精彩的演出。
