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Last Christmas, I was really sick, and almost died.
去年圣诞节，我病得很重，差点死了。
I don't tell people because they get weird.
我没有告诉别人，因为他们会变得古怪。
But I don't think you'll get weird.
但我不认为你会变得古怪。
Mum!
妈妈！
No call. No Twitter.
不接电话。不发推特。
Yeah, okay. I'm sorry. I know. You can phone me. You can ring me. I worry about you!
是啊，好了。抱歉。我知道了。你可以给我打电话。我很担心你！
So tell me about the diet.
那和我说一下你的饮食。
She is eating rubbish.
她一直吃垃圾食品。
Exercise? Not at all. Religiously.
锻炼呢？压根儿不锻炼。很认真。
Alcohol? Oh, she's drinking like the pirate. Every once in a while.
饮酒呢？哦，她喝得像个海盗。隔一段时间喝一次。
Vina? Bloody hell!
红酒？老天啊！
Jenna hates me. Listen, I just really need a bed for the night, just a few...
珍娜讨厌我。听着，我今晚真的需要一张床，就...
Hey, elf! This is my little helper.
嘿,精灵！这是我的小帮手。
I have nicknamed her Lazy the Elf, because she appears never to work.
我给她起了个外号叫“懒精灵”，因为她从不工作。
That's me.
我就是这样。
She could also be called Crushing Disappointment the Elf.
她也可以被称为“令人失望透顶的精灵。”
What are you looking at?
你在看什么？
It's quite unusual to see a bird like that in town.
很少在市区看到一只这样的鸟。
Oh, dammit!
哦，该死！
It's good luck, you know. Bullocks, is it?
这是好运，无稽之谈。
You have thrown away your life working in some silly Christmas shop.
你就这样把你的一生都奉献给了一家超烂的圣诞商店。
Yes, but that's not what I do do. I'm not a career elf.
是的，但那不是我的工作。我不是职业精灵。
It's all part of my grand plan to become a famous singer.
这是我成为著名歌手的宏伟计划的一部分。
Fantastic. Fantastic. Ooh, uh, sorry.
太妙了。太妙了。哦，啊，抱歉。
No, no, no. It was shit.
不不不。太烂了。
You! Again!
又是你！
I'm Tom.
我是汤姆。
Did you follow me here?
你跟踪我到这里？
Are elves always so cynical?
精灵总是那么愤世嫉俗吗？
Relentlessly. These are dark times.
冷漠无情。时代很黑暗。
Did you come to Ravenna?
你去过拉韦纳吗？
Has anyone ever told you there's something slightly serial killery about you?
有没有人告诉过你，你有一点连环杀手的感觉？
No. Never more than once anyway.
没有。不超过一次。
I really enjoyed our walk today. Ditto.
我很享受今天我们的散步。我也是。
Your suite, madam! Tada!
女士，你的套间！哒哒！
This is going to be so good for my sex life.
这很适合我的性生活啊。
Since you came back, it's like you don't care about anything.
自从你回来之后，你就好像什么都不在乎。
I'm a mess. When I was ill, it felt like I'd lost something special.
我可是一团糟。当我生病的时候，我觉得我失去了一些特别的东西。
I could sing before. I had all these dreams.
我以前会唱歌。我有很多梦想。
I'm just scared all the time.
我一直都很忧虑。
That's OK. It is normal.
没事的。这很正常。
Why me?
为什么是我？
It was always going to be you.
永远都是你。
We are so lucky to be alive.
我们能活着真是很幸运。
I like this man.
我喜欢这家伙。
Now what?
现在呢？
How was it a home?
那是个怎样的家？
Hell. Mum sang me to sleep.
地狱一样。妈妈唱歌哄我入睡。
You're the only person who can make being sung to sleep sound like water boarding.
你是唯一一个把唱歌哄入睡听起来像水刑的人。
