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Go on, go on, git. Git. Whoo! Yeah.
走吧，少不经事的少年，哦哦，耶耶。
Go on, git, wobbly tables at restaurants, You had one job, and guess what? You biffed it.
走吧，少不经事的少年，餐馆里的摇晃桌子，你有事干了，你猜是什么？敲击桌子。
I don't want to eat my tater tots on a table that totters. And you know what ain't gonna help?
我不想在摇晃的桌子上持塔特切块，你知道什么不起作用吗？
The waiter burying his fac in my crotch while he tries to stuff a sugar packet under there to even things out.
服务员在我的裤裆处埋着脸，试着在下面塞一个糖包来掌握平衡。
You wobble away, now, and go on, git. Go on, git, people who sample all the flavors at the ice cream shop.
你摇晃不定，走吧少不更事的人，那些在冰淇淋店尝试所有口味的人。
I'm just looking to satisfy my sweet tooth, and you're up there testing out a tiny spoon of every flavor there is.
我只是喜欢吃甜食，你来这里就是为了品尝一小勺冰淇淋的。
This ain't your first rodeo. You know what vanilla tastes like. You're just stealing a sunda in slow motion.
这不是第一轮了，你知道香草的味道，你其实在用慢动作偷一个圣代。
How about you choose a flavo and giddy up and get on, here, now? Go on, git.
那为什么不选择一个口味，然后大口赶紧吃下呢？走吧，少不更事的少年。
Now, go on, git, button-fly jeans. Not to be crass, but you think if I'm in an emergency bathroom situation,
走吧，少不更事的人，开口的牛仔裤，要有同情心，否则那我为什么着急上厕所，
I want to be wasting time solving some sort of crotch puzzle? Come on.
我是要浪费时间来解决裤裆拼图问题吗？不可能。
No way, no how. So go on, git, button-fly jeans. And come back when you're a zipper, or, heck, velcro I ain't too proud.
不可能，怎么会，走吧，少不更事的人，开口的牛仔裤，当你成为拉链时你可以回来，或者该死，魔术贴，我没有太骄傲。
Go on, git, Okay, wait. This one's a two-straw. This one's a two-straw git.
走吧，少不更事的人，等一下，这回是两根稻草，两根稻草的笨蛋。
Go on, git, dongle. I shouldn't need an extra electronic just to connect two other electronics.
走吧，少不更事的人，软件狗，我不需要额外的电子产品来连接其他两个电子产品。
Although you're headed upstair to the big drawer of mystery wires,
尽管你被放在了楼上神秘电线的大抽屉中，
just know that you made my life all the richer by forcing me to say things like,
你让我的生活丰富多彩，因为你强迫我说了以下这些，
Anyone seen my dang dongle? Dongle on, dongle. He's disgusted. He's disgusted.
有谁看到我该死的软件狗了吗？软件狗，软件狗，它太让人厌恶了，太让人恶心了。
He really has had it. Oh, wait, now he's happy. Go on, git...biscotti.
他真的如此，等一下，他现在高兴了，走吧，少不更事的人，意大利饼干。
Let's just own up to what you really are...a stale piece of bread...that's had some cinnamo sneezed up on it.
来承认你的真实身份吧，不新鲜的面包，上面喷点桂皮香料。
You're telling me I got to dip you in my coffee to make you edible? How about this?
你说我要把你泡在咖啡中，这样你才能食用？这样怎么样？
My afternoon snack works for me, not the other way around. So go on, biscotti,
我的下午小吃为我工作，而不是我为它服务，所以继续吧意大利饼干。
and get your dog biscuit-tasting ass out of here. Go on, git.
所以带着饼干味的混球离开这里，继续吧少不更事的人。
Go on, git, autocorrect. I know you're just trying to keep me from embarrassing myself on work e-mails,
继续吧蠢蛋，自动更正，我知道你试图阻止我在工作电邮上让自己出丑，
but if I want to curse, just let me curse. Don't say duck, you hear. How about you get the duck out of my phone and go on, git.
但如果我想骂人，那就让我骂，不要说你这个蠢蛋，你可以让这个混球不要出现在我的电话里，继续吧。
It's hard to see them go, but I'm glad I got that out of my system.
看他们离开很艰难，但庆幸的是他们已经出山了。
