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As those of you here know we do our show in L.A., and maybe the only thing more stressful than driving in L.A. Is parking in L.A. And~
各位都知道，我们的节目在洛杉矶，或许没有比在洛杉矶开车、在洛杉矶停车更有压力的事情了
And when faced with a difficult situation, I like to make things more difficult.
面对困难的时候，我喜欢让困难来得更猛烈些
So we enlisted the help of Adam Levine, his band, Maroon 5, has a tour starting may 30th in Chula Vista.
所以我们得到了亚当·莱文的帮助，他的乐队“魔力红(Maroon 5)”将于5月30日在丘拉维斯塔(美国加利福尼亚州)进行巡回演唱。
And we thought would be fun for Adam to give out concert tickets disguised as parking tickets with Adam disguised as parking enforcement as unsuspecting drivers meet Maroon 5-0.
我们觉得如果亚当把演唱会的票伪装成停车罚单发出去会很有意思，单纯司机遇见魔力红主唱，亚当会伪装成停车执法工作人员
I know this is crazy, but we have 30 seconds to put the money in the meter.
我知道这很疯狂，但是我们有30秒的时间把钱投进计价器
30 seconds. I got to be a stickler. Sorry, it's a crowded street. Thank you.
30秒，我必须坚持数完。抱歉，这是一条拥挤的街道。谢谢
Ten, nine, it's, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, it's too late.
十，九，七，六，五，四，三，二，一，太慢了
I've got to give you a ticket, pal.
我得给你开张罚单哥们儿
Once I start I can't stop, unfortunately.
我是一个一旦开始就停不下来的人，很不幸
Hello, I'm getting my ticket, and I have a green right here.
你好，我被开了一张罚单，但是我这里是绿灯啊
You can report it if you like, it's not going to make a difference, really.
你可以去告我，随你意，但是没什么意义，真的
So I have one~
所以就是我有一张~
Don't hate the maid, hate the meter, pal.
不要怪执法人员，要怪就怪计价器，哥们儿
Sorry, body.
对不住了
I don't understand.
我不明白
I know, I don't understand either.
我理解你，我也搞不懂
You want to get on camera, too?
你也想露个脸吗
Yeah, sure.
嗯，当然
Hey, how are you?
嘿，你好
What's happened? Why's the reason you gave my a ticket.
怎么回事？为什么给我开了一张罚单？
I got something here to in case you want to report it formally.
我这儿有些文件，不然你真的去举报我怎么办
I feel terrible. I feel terrible.
很害怕遇到这种事
Hey, why don't you take these concert tickets. Here you go.
嘿，你可以拿着这些音乐会的票，给你
You were very good. You were a cool customer.
你表现得很好，你是个很酷的客人
Thank you.
谢谢
Oh, not your day.
哦~你不走运啊
You came in a little hot.
开进来的时候都点儿快
Came in a little hot?
开进来的时候都点儿快？
You did, a little fast.
对，有点儿快
Pulling into a parking spot?
开进停车位的时候？
Yeah, I tried to guide you in there, I hate to be that guy, but unfortunately, I got a quota to fill.
对，我试着指引你来着，我也讨厌做个坏人，但是很不幸，我需要完成一个定额
You can't ticket somebody for pulling into a parking spot.
你不能因为别人把车开进停车位了就给别人开罚单
Well, you know, I guess I can.
嗯，你懂，我有这个权利
No, you can't.
不，你没有
Agree to disagree.
那只是你认为
Oh, wait a second, no, no, no, I know who you are.
哦，等一下，不，不，不，我知道你是谁
Take the tickets and get out of here.
拿好票走吧
Bye. Love you.
拜，爱你哟
Excuse me, Miss? Is this you?
不好意思，女士？这是你的车吗？
What's the problem?
有什么问题吗？
You're parked in a parking zone. This is only for parking right here.
你把车停在停车区了，这里只允许停车
This is a parking zone, so you can't park in a parking zone.
这里是停车区域，所以你不能把车停在停车区域。
What do you mean, this is not a parking spot?
什么意思啊，这里不是停车位吗？
It's not technically a parking spot.
严格来说，这不是一个停车位
There's a meter.
这里有计价器啊
Yes, there are those, but it doesn't make it a parking spot.
是的，有很多，但是它不是停车位
It's the fine print, I honestly can't get in the details. It will be on the ticket.
有一些比较晦涩的规定，我真的没办法详细给你讲，罚单上会注明的
It's a five-minute no standing zone and now, oh, I got to get you on the standing now.
这里是“5英尺禁止站立”区域，现在你必须按规定站好
There's a proximity law.
有一条“接近法则”
You're not actually allowed to be closer than five feet to the officer when the officer is distributing the ticket.
交警在开罚单的时候你要距离他5英尺开外
These are not my rules.
这些规定不是我定的
I just follow them, and this whole street is handicap zone.
我只是执行罢了，这里整条街你都不能站(障碍区)
It doesn't say anything here.
这里没有标明啊
You got going here, a hybrid, a Toyota.
你必须把车开走了，还是丰田混合动力
Hmm, this car triggers me. Not good for your case.
嗯~，这辆车惹怒我了，这对你很不利
I have three violations.
你总共违反了三条规定
Parking in a handicap zone, parking in a non-parking zone, and driving a Japanese car that triggers me.
把车停在障碍区，把车停在非停车区，开了一辆惹怒我的日本车
I'm sorry, you seem like a very sweet woman.
抱歉，你看上去是个温柔的人
But I have another job, I play in this band, and it has a concert coming. So what I can do I can give you a ticket.
但是我还有另外一份工作，我在这个乐队里演奏，这个乐队马上要开一场演唱会，所以我可以给你一张演唱会门票
But I can also give you these tickets.
也可以给你好几张
Ma'am, do you like Maroon 5? Do you know who they are?
夫人，您喜欢“魔力红”吗？你知道他们是谁吗？
No.
不知道。
