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Honest headlines. This first headline comes from "Metro." it reads, "smell on airplane was so bad it had to make an emergency landing."
新闻神吐槽 第一条来自地铁报 它写道 飞机上气味太难闻 导致飞机紧急迫降
That's the headline, but the honest headline should've read "another perfectly normal spirit airlines flight."
这是原来的标题 真正的标题应该是 精神航空公司的又一次正常飞行
This headline comes from ABC news. It reads, "Guinea pig flavored ice cream for sale in Ecuador."
这条来自ABC新闻 它写道 厄瓜多尔出售豚鼠口味的冰淇淋
That's the headline, but the honest headline should've read "Maybe 31 flavors were enough."
这是原来的标题 真正的标题应该是 也许31种口味就够了
Here's one from the Indepnedent. That says man jailed for 50 minutes in shortest ever prison sentence.
这条来自独立报 它写道 男子判刑50分钟 创造最短记录
That's the headline, the honest headline should have read, man spends the rest of his life talking about time inside.
这是原来的标题 真正的标题应该是 男子用他的余生讨论他在监狱的时光
Here's one from the "New York Post." it reads, "kiss will play an underwater show for sharks in the ocean."
这一条来自纽约邮报 kiss乐队将为海洋中的鲨鱼做一场水下表演
That's the headline, but the honest headline should've read "Sharks terrified by elderly humans in clown makeup."
这是原来的标题 真正的标题应该是 鲨鱼被化妆成小丑的老人吓坏了
Here's a headline from "Newsweek." it reads, "A controversial human-monkey hybrid has been created in china."
这一条来自新闻周刊 有争议的人猴杂交在中国出现
That's the headline, but the honest headline should've read "Scientist starting to regret one-night stand with monkey."
这是原来的标题 真正的标题应该是 科学家开始后悔和猴子的一夜情
Here's a headline from "Time." it reads, "young woman fills lip balm tube with cheddar cheese."
这一条来自时代周刊 年轻女子用切达奶酪填充唇膏管
That's the headline, but the honest headline should've read, "young woman absolutely crushing self care."
这是原来的标题 真正的标题应该是 年轻的女人完全不顾自己
And finally, here's one from "The Huffington Post." It reads, "Argentina pet dealers selling ferrets on steroids as poodles."
这一条来自赫芬顿邮报 它写道 阿根廷的宠物经销商把注射了类固醇的雪貂当做贵宾犬出售
"Argentina pet dealers selling ferrets on steroids as poodles."
阿根廷的宠物经销商把注射了类固醇的雪貂当做贵宾犬出售
That was the headline. The honest headline should've read, "Did you just call me a poodle, bro? I will end you!"
这是原来的标题 真正的标题应该是 你刚才叫我贵宾犬吗 我会宰了你
That was "honest headlines!" we'll be right back with Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton and Chelsea Clinton! They'll be right here. Don't want to miss it!
这就是新闻神吐槽 我们马上回来 国务卿希拉里·罗德姆·克林顿和切尔西克林顿 他们就在这里 不要错过
