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It's Christmas, a time when friends and family come together to celebrate the season.
今天是圣诞，是朋友们和家人聚在一起的时刻，来庆祝这一节日。
It's been a great night, but it's getting late and your guests just aren't leaving.
这个夜晚很精彩，但越来越晚了，但你的客人还没走。
And that's when you realize mistletoe isn't edible. Oh! Oh, that's a good one, Jimbo!
这是你发现槲寄生不能吃，哦哦，这个不错，金博！
You've given them all the hints, like commenting on the time...
你给了他们暗示，比如提到了时间。
Can you guys believe it's 11:00 p.m. already? I got nowhere to be.
你们不敢相信现在都11点了，我没有其它地方要去。
...over-the-top yawning...Ughhhhh. I don't know. Ugh! Ughh!! You've even tried standing up and announcing,
高声的打哈切声，啊....我不知道，啊....啊....你甚至试过站起来宣布。
Well, I guess I should be going, since it's so late. Wait, I live here. I'm not the one who should be leaving.
我猜我们该走了，因为太晚了，等一下，我住在这里，我不是那个该走的人。
Well, I guess I should be goin', since it's so late. Wait. I live here! I'm not the one who should be leaving.
我觉得我该走了，因为我晚了，等一下，我住在这里，我不是该走的人。
Oh, boy, someone had a little too much alcohol. Sit down, there, Cap'n. Sit down.
老天啊，有人看来有点喝醉了，坐下吧，船长，坐下吧。
When all of those still don't work, it's time for the newest scent from Yankee Candle's Holiday Collection.
当这些都不管用时，那就到了杨基蜡烛节日系列的最新香味了。
Introducing the Get the out of my house candle.
我们推出了“让你出去”蜡烛。
It's the uninviting, new fragrance that will let your guests know it's time to get the out of your house.
这是一个不受欢迎的最新香味，它会让你的客人知道是时候走了。
Simply light the candle, and within minutes, unwanted guests will be a thing of the past. Oh, my God.
只要点燃蜡烛，在几分钟之内，客人久坐不走将成为历史，老天啊。
What's that smell? You mean the Christmas spirit? No, smells like hot garbage, like someone microwaving garbage. Oh!
这是啥味道？你是说圣诞精神？不是，味道很像热乎乎的垃圾，很像有人微波垃圾，哦哦。
I'm sorry. I just remembered I have a thing. It's, um...It's my dog's ballet recital. Oh, fun.
对不起，我记得我还有事情，那个，是我小狗的芭蕾独奏会，哦，有趣。
We should do this again. Okay. Now available in a variety of fragrances, including Old Shrimp, Sweaty Crocs,
我们应该再做一次，好吧，如今有多种香味可以选择，包括老虾味，甜味卡骆驰，
Hot Broccoli in a Ziplock Bag, Egg Fart, and New Jersey. Any one of these are sure to leave your guests with a headache,
自封袋里的热西兰花，蛋屁还有新泽西，肯定有客人因为头疼而离开，
wondering, Did I put on deodorant? Hey, I think I'm gonna get going.
肯定在想，我是抹了除臭剂？嗨，我觉得我应该走了。
No, you just got here seven hours ago. Stay. I'm just gonna go run to the hospital.
不吧，你刚来7个小时，待在这里，我们要跑着去医院。
Whatever you think is best. Yeah, okay. Scatter. Scatter.
不管你怎么想都是最佳选择，好吧，散了，散了。
This Christmas, let your guests know it's time to leave.
这个圣诞，让你的客人知道该走了。
