地点：钱德勒的公寓

人物：乔伊，罗斯

事件：罗斯失业了很焦躁，乔伊教他如何放松自

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Joey: What are you doing?

乔伊：你干嘛呢？

Ross: I... reorganized the fridge. See, bottom shelf: meats and dairy. Middle shelf: fruits and vegetables. And top shelf: expired products.1

罗斯：我……整理了冰箱，看，最底下的那层放肉和奶制品，中间这层放水果和蔬菜，最上边这层放过期的东西。

Joey: Why are you doing this?

乔伊：你弄这个干嘛？

Ross: Because I am bored... out of my mind①. I’ve already been to the bank, post office, and the dry cleaners.

罗斯：因为我闲得……快疯了，我已经去过银行、邮局和干洗店了。

Joey: Dude, you just described seven days’ worth of stuff.2 You’ve got to spread it out② a little, you know. Haven’t you ever been unemployed?

乔伊：老兄，你一下子干完了7天要干的活。你得一点点来，明白吗？你从来没失业过？

Ross: Hey, I am not unemployed. I’m on sabbatical③!

罗斯：嘿，我没失业，我只是在休假！

Joey: Hey, don’t get religious on me, Okay?3 A guy in your position needs to be a little better at④ relaxing.

You know. Why do you think we have the comfortable chairs?4 Huh... come here… sit down⑤. Ready? Ahh! Ohh, yeah!

乔伊：嘿，别跟我说宗教的事行吗，你这个位置的人应该学会放松，要不然你觉得我们为什么买舒服的椅子？哈……过来……坐下来，准备好了吗？（乔伊调座椅让罗斯可以舒服的躺下）啊！哦，舒服！