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Now, I thought I'd share some of my favorite #WeddingFail responses from you guys.
下面，和大家分享一些我最喜欢的“婚礼失败”标签。
This first one is from @cjdoran11. She says, One of our friend was dancing with a middle-age friend of the family.
第一个来自@cjdoran11，她说一个朋友和另外一个中年朋友跳舞。
He tied his tie around her head. When he pulled it off, her wig came off with it. Oops.
他将领带环绕在她的头上，当他将领带拿走时，她的假头套掉了下来，哦哦。
This one's from Hannah Sivongsak. Sah-ven-ock. Hannah Sah-ven-ock. Hannah Sah-ven-ock.
这个来自汉娜·斯凡那克，赛凡娜，汉娜·赛凡娜，汉娜·赛凡娜。
She says, My husband is not a drinker, but decided to do vodka shot with practically everyone at the wedding.
她说我的丈夫不是酒鬼，但他决定和婚礼现场的每一个人喝伏特加。
He needed to be brought up to the hotel room on a luggage cart.
他需要用行李推车来将他送到酒店房间。
Oh, wow! That's bad. I got a lotta baggage, baby. This one's from @GabiBracco.
哦哦，太糟糕了，我有很多行李哦，兄弟，这个来自@GabiBracco。
She says, The DJ played the wrong song for the couple's first dance. Instead of the U2 track they asked for,
她说现场DJ为夫妻的第一舞曲播放了错误的音乐，本来他们要求是U2的音乐，
he played I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For. No, he has! No!
但他播放的是“我还没找到我要找的东西”，不不，真的错了。
They found what they're looking for. Please shut this off. Oh, my God.
他们找到了要找的东西，请关闭，老天啊。
This one's from @clarac91. She says, My black dress ripped at a wedding and I used a black Sharpie to color in my thigh so you couldn't tell.
这个来自@clarac91，她说我的黑色裙子在婚礼上撕开了，我用黑色的三福笔在大腿上涂颜色，这样就看不出来了。
Yeah! No, that's called thinkin'. I have a feeling that you could still tell. Well.
没错，不，这叫作“思考”，我有感觉你还会看出来，好吧。
This one's from @AnnieHowington. She said, Our photographer photoshopped Jesu into our wedding photo.
这个来自@AnnieHowington，她说我们的照相师在我们的婚礼照片上拍摄到了耶稣。
Look at this. I mean, we're religious, but we didn't witness a miracle. I mean, yeah.
来看看，我的意思是，我们信仰宗教，但我们没有见证过奇迹，我的意思是.....
Can you believe this? Yeah. And the wedding never ran out of wine. No. It was unbelievable.
你真的相信吗？没错，婚礼上的红酒绝对不会少，不，这难以置信。
This one's from @EtEs97. She said, We requested a bus to transport the seniors in the family to the venue.
这个来自@EtEs97，她说我们要求让公交运送家里的老人去现场。
It showed up fully loaded with a stripper pole and disco lights.
但公交上装满了脱衣舞钢管和迪斯科灯管。
Alright, there! Here we go. Here comes Alum! Next up, Metamucil! Ensure! AARP!
哦哦，好吧，先是明矾，接下来是美达施，Ensure老年人奶粉，美国退休人员协会。
Can't think of another one I was looking over there. Yeah. Try it again. Try it again. Yeah. Do one more.
想不到另外一个了，我在看那边，好吧，再来一次，再来一次，再来一个。
Me? Yeah, you. Okay. Give it up for...false teeth
我吗？没错，掌声送给假牙。
Do you have another one? I can't think of another... Another elderly product? Yeah. Ovaltine?
还有别的吗？想不到别的了，另外一个老人产品？阿华田？
Geritol's good. Give it up for Geritol. Oh, Geritol's a good one. Geritol's good.
Geritol营养品不错，掌声送给Geritol，Geritol这个很好，Geritol不错的。
Put your hands together for..Geritol! Oh, the tennis balls are off. The tennis balls are off!
掌声送给Geritol！哦，网球掉了，网球掉了！
Here comes Centrum Silver! Yeah! This last one is from @thebaziness.
下面是善存片，没错，最后一个来自@thebaziness。
He says, I tried to re-create the lift from 'Dirty Dancing.' I cracked my wife's rib.
他说，我尝试着重新创造《辣身舞》的飞天舞，我把妻子的肋骨给弄碎了。
There you have it, those are the Tonight Show hashtags.
就这么多，这就是今天的标签节目。
To check out more of our favorites, go to thetonightshow.com/hashtags.
了解更多内容，请登录thetonightshow.com/hashtags。
