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Well, guys, it's been crazy getting ready to do this special subway show,
朋友们，在地铁上做特别节目真的很疯狂。
so I've fallen a bit behind with some personal stuff... you know, like, checking my inbox, returning e-mails, and of course,
所以我的一些个人事情就没有时间做了，你知道我要看邮箱，回复邮箱，当然
sending out thank-you notes. And so, since I was running a bit behind, I thought, if you guys wouldn't mind,
发一些感谢信标签，所以我今天来不及写了，如果大家不介意，
I'd just like to write out some thank-you notes right now. Is that cool with you guys?
我将现在写一些感谢信标签，大家同意吗？
James? James, can I get some thank-you-note-writing music, please? Oh, it's beautiful. Wow. He is like a busker.
詹姆斯？詹姆斯，能给我来点感谢信背景音乐吗？哦，很美丽，哦哦，他很像街头艺人。
Normally, I wouldn't ask you to move, but could you move, just so I could write my thank-you notes?
通常，我不会让别人离开，但您能动一下吗，这样方便我写感谢信标签？
Sorry. There's a... There's a wet seat over there that I was avoiding. Oh, gosh.
对不起，对面有个位子，但是比较潮湿，所以我不想坐，老天啊。
Thank you, accidentally falling asleep on the subway, for being the reason why every New Yorker has visited Coney Island at least once.
谢谢无意间在地铁上睡着，这也是每名纽约人都至少去过一次康尼岛的原因。
It's so true, yeah. Thank you, Times Square mascots, for always answering the question,
真的如此，没错，谢谢时代广场吉祥物，你总是回答这个问题，
'What if all the characters I grew up watching on TV looked like I re-drew them from memory?
那就是，如果我从小在电视上看的卡通人物都特别像我凭记忆重新画的？
It's like...It's kind of what Elmo looks like. Almost Elmo. It's almost Elmo. It's Almo. Almo. Almo, yeah.
很像，埃尔莫的样子哦，跟埃尔莫差不多，很像埃尔莫，是阿尔莫，阿尔莫，没错。
Thank you, New York food carts, for offering meatless hot dogs way before it was popular.
谢谢纽约的食品车，你们提供无肉热狗，而且在它没流行之前就开始了。
Thank you, New York City restaurant health grades. 'A' if for 'Awesome.' 'B' is for 'Better go somewhere else.'
谢谢纽约的餐馆健康等级，A代表特别好，B代表最好去别的地方。
And 'C' is for 'Call an ambulance.' Thank you, people who name their child 'Brooklyn,'
C代表叫救护车，谢谢那些把自己孩子叫“布鲁克林”的父母，
for paving the way for me to one day meet a 5-year-old named 'Staten Island.'
你为我铺平了道路，因为有一天我会见到一名五岁，名叫“史丹顿·岛”的男孩。
What's up? Come here, Staten. Staten? Are you okay with him putting these cards...
咋了？来这里史丹顿，史丹顿？他将卡片放在这里你有意见吗...
I apologize. I'm sorry. If you need me to say the joke twice, I'll say it twice just for you. Okay. Perfect.
我道歉，对不起，如果你想让我讲两遍笑话，那我就为你讲两遍，好吧，完美。
Thank you, Empire State Building, for being everyone's favorite place to watch King Kong pole dance.
谢谢帝国大厦，在这里看《金刚》钢管舞是最佳场所。
Thank you very much. Those are our thank-you notes, everybody.
谢谢大家，这些就是感谢信朋友们。
