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Let's get straight into the head lines.
直接来看头条
The bad news keeps piling on for president Trump.
对特朗普总统来说 坏消息不断
As you know, he's in the middle of an impeachment trial.
如大家所知 他正在接受弹劾审判
Well, now a new white house tell-all book details yet another embarrassing incident.
现在又有一个新的白宫揭秘书爆出又一个令人尴尬的事件的细节
While taking part in a new documentary,
据报道 在特朗普拍摄一部新纪录片时，
Trump reportedly struggled so much to read a passage from the constitution that he grew frustrated and blamed nearby staff.
特朗普在阅读宪法中的一段文字时非常吃力 以至于他变得沮丧 并指责附近的工作人员
He was like, "I can't find waldo! Where is waldo?!"
他就像这样 我找不到沃尔多了 沃尔多在哪
In trump's defense, the presidential oath of office says he will "Preserve, protect, and defend the constitution."
川普为自己辩护说 在总统就职誓言中 我将 维护 保护和捍卫宪法
There's nothing in there about being able to read it.
我没说任何关于阅读宪法的内容
This is true, at one point, Trump lashed out about the wording of the constitution and said it was like a, "Foreign language" To him.
这是真的 特朗普曾经抨击过宪法的措辞 说它对他来说就像一门“外语”
And his staff were like "Hm, we know." Here was a crazy story that we saw.
他的员工表示 嗯 我们知道 这是我们看到的一个疯狂的故事
A man in china ended up needing emergency surgery
一名中国男子最终需要紧急手术
after he took matters in his own hands and tried to cure his constipation by swallowing live eels.
因为他自己试图通过吞活鳝鱼来治疗便秘
The eels had to be surgically removed. See, this is why you can't trust WebMD.
医生不得不做手术移除鳗鱼 这就是为什么你不能信任网络医生
Now i'm surprised it didn't work, because swallowing a live eel would definitely scare the (bleep) out of me.
我很惊讶为什么这没有用 因为吞一个活鳝鱼会让我吓出翔
A live eel would definitely scare the (bleep) out of me.
一个活鳝鱼肯定会让我吓出翔
And finally i can't believe Massachusetts has created a new kind of tattoo ink
最后来看 我不敢相信 马萨诸塞州创造了一种新的纹身墨水
that while still permanent can be switched on and off at anytime with a special device.
在纹身仍是永久的情况下 借助一个特殊的设备 随时都能使纹身显现或消失
They can make ink become invisible.
他们能让墨水隐形
The color can be instantly turned off.
墨水能很快隐形
If you want to get rid of the tattoo, we use a very low power laser.
如果你想去掉纹身 我们会使用一个非常低功率的激光
The laser penetrates and renders the color colorless.
激光会渗透纹身并使颜色消失
It's like a temporary tattoo but way more painful.
这就像一个暂时的纹身 但更痛苦
That's what it is. Think about this. You can support your favorite football team until they lose
就是这样 想想看 你可以支持你最喜欢的足球队 输掉比赛后
and then you're just like what, Green Bay, no, never liked 'em, never liked 'em!
你就像这样 什么 绿湾队 从没支持过
Tattoos that can be turned on and off.
可以显现和消失的纹身
I don't know if this is a good idea.
我不知道这个东西好不好
I mean it's kind of disturbing to see someone you're used to seeing with tattoos suddenly not have them.
看到一个你曾经见过的有纹身的人突然没有纹身 这有点令人不安
For example, this is post malone with his signature face tattoos and here he is with his face turned off. Chilling.
例如 这是波兹·马龙的纹身签名脸 这是去掉纹身后他的脸 吓人不
