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I was running a bit behind today, so I thought if you guys wouldn't mind,
我今天有点晚了，所以如果大家不介意，
I'd like to write out my weekly thank-you notes righ now. Is that okay with you guys?
我希望开始本周的感谢信环节，大家同意吗？
The best. The best a man can get. James, can I get some thank-you- note-writing music, please?
最好了，人们得到的最好的，詹姆斯，能给我来点感谢信背景音乐吗？
Oh, he's just amazing. Look at that. The purple Prince is what they call him. Really? The purple Prince.
他真的是太棒了，看看，紫色王子，他们都这么叫他，真的吗？紫色王子。
Purple Prince. That's what they call him Thank you, Lent, or as you're also known,
紫色王子，他们就这么叫他，谢谢大斋节，或者你还有一个名字，
New Year's Resolution: The Sequel. I'll try it again. I'll try it again. And this time, I'm really gonna give it up.
新年决心：续集，我要再尝试一遍，再尝试一遍，这次我肯定鼓掌。
Thank you, Bachelor fantasy suite invites, for being a fancy TV version of texting, You up?
谢谢《单身汉的》的美妙套房邀请， 你变成了电视版的发短信节目，有时间吗？
Thank you, the CDC, for saying that surgical masks are pointless for people with big beards. Or as ZZ Top put it, Oh, we dead.
谢谢疾控中心，他们说外科手术口罩对大胡子的人没用，或者像“ZZ Top”摇滚乐队说的，我们完了。
Thank you, new movie The Invisible Man, for starring Elisabeth Moss.
谢谢新电影《隐形人》，主角是伊丽莎白·莫斯。
And since you can't see him so there's no way to prove this isn't the case, for also starring me, Jimmy Fallon. Wow. Wow.
因为你看不到隐形人，所以你无法证明我没有参演这部电影，哦哦哦。
Number-one movie of the week. Congratulations. Thank you. You saw me at the premiere? Yeah, it was fantastic.
是本周排名第一的电影，祝贺你，谢谢，我参加首映礼了，你看到了吗？没错，太棒了。
Your invisible costume was beautiful. Thank you so much.
你的隐身衣服很漂亮，谢谢。
Thank you, South Carolina state flag, for looking like a tiny square cut out of some guy's Tommy Bahama shirt.
谢谢南卡州的州旗，你很像是从某人的汤美巴哈马衬衫上剪下来的一小块正方形。
I wrote that. Yeah. I wrote that one. I love Tommy Bahama. Come on, you love it. I'm a Bahama mama, dude.
我写的，没错，我写的，我喜欢汤美巴哈马，好吧，你喜欢，我是巴哈马妈妈，兄弟。
Thank you, when the doctor tells me to say ah, for making me feel like I'm auditioning for a doo-wop group.
谢谢，当医生让我说啊时，这让我感到我是在为嘟哇音乐团体试唱。
Cough. Cough. Thank you, Super Tuesday, for being the third-best Tuesday after Fat and Taco.
卡卡，卡卡，谢谢超级星期二，你是自这种事以来第三棒的周二。
There you have it. Those are my thank-you notes
就这么多，这就是感谢信环节。
