地点：莫妮卡公寓的客厅

人物：老友六人

事件：罗斯买了一条新皮裤，穿上很滑稽，钱德勒拼命忍住不做评论。

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Chandler: Ross is wearing leather pants! Does nobody else see that Ross is wearing leather pants? Someone comment on① the pants!1

钱德勒：罗斯穿了条皮裤！你们没看见罗斯穿了条皮裤吗？没人评价一下这皮裤吗！

Rachel: I think they’re very nice.2

瑞秋：我觉得挺好看的。

Monica: I like ’em.②

莫妮卡：我挺喜欢的。

Joey: Yeah!

乔伊：是啊！

Monica: I like them a lot.

莫妮卡：我特别喜欢这条皮裤。

Chandler: That’s not what I had in mind ! See, people like Ross don’t generally wear these types of pants. You see, they’re very tight. Maybe there’s something in that area.

钱德勒：我可不是这么想的。像罗斯这种人通常不会穿这种类型的裤子。你们看，这里太紧了。对这个部位你们也没什么想说的吗？

Ross: Oh see, I–I needed a new thing for today and there’s this leather store that I go by③ always smells so good and I thought to myself, “Wow, I never owned④ a really good smelling pair of pants before.”

罗斯：哦，你看，我，我今天需要尝试一些新的东西，然后有一家我总是路过的皮衣店，那里的味道一直很好闻，然后我就想：“我之前从来没买过一条闻着很香的裤子。”

Chandler: Oh come on!3

钱德勒：我受不了了！

Ross: Okay, seriously, what do you think ⑤?

罗斯：行了，说真的，你们觉得怎么样？

Joey: You look like a freak.4

乔伊：你像个变态。

Rachel: Awful, absolutely awful.

瑞秋：太难看了，难看死了。