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Hey, guys, whenever I need a pick-me-up, I go to my main source of spiritual strength...
朋友们，当我需要激励的时候，我都会去精神力量中汲取能量...
inspirational quotes posted on Instagram. So it's time for #blessed, #inspired. #Blessed, #inspired.
在Instagram上看到的激励人的话语，所以又到了“祝福语，激励语”时间，祝福语，激励语。
Our first inspirational quote is, Love thy neighbor as thyself.
比如第一个激励人的话，爱你的邻居就如同爱你自己。
Especially if thy neighbor has Netflix thou art secretly stealing. How about this morsel?
特别是你的邻居有Netflix，而你在偷偷窃取时，就这么一点点，如何？
Oh. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
哦，一鸟在手胜过百鸟在林。
But if you keep grabbing birds, you're definitely gonna get banned from the zoo again.
但如果你一直揪住鸟儿不放，那你将再次禁止进入动物园。
You don't want to be banned from the zoo again. Again. Here's a treasure.
你当然不想被动物园再次禁止，再一次，下面才是财富。
Each day provides its own gifts. Like last Tuesday when you saw Kevin from accounting rollerblading to work and totally biff it.
天无绝人之路，就像上个周二，当你看到会计部门的凯文滑旱冰去上班，但却摔跤了。
You shouldn't...You shouldn't laugh at that! This is a little blessing. Oh.
你不应该，你不应该笑的，下面送去祝福，哦。
The only thing holding you back is your imagination. Unless your name is Dirk.
唯一限制你的东西是你的想象力，除非你叫德克。
Then that's probably holding you back, too. Sorry, Dirk.
那么或许它也会拖住你，对不起德克。
Here's a spot of light. Fall seven times, get up eight. And then maybe think about laying off the vodka for a while.
下面是光之源，跌落七次，起来八次，或许你的伏特加应该暂时不要喝了。
It's 5:00 p.m., bro! And now another touch of inspiration.
现在是下午五点，兄弟，下面又是灵感的来源。
If you're feeling overwhelmed, sometimes you just need to sit down and take a deep breath.
如果你感到亚历山大，你或许需要坐下来，深呼吸。
You'll still be overwhelmed, but at least you're sitting down now. Here's a make-believe tast of granola.
你或许还会感觉压力大，至少你坐下来了，下面是关于格兰诺拉麦片的假想测试。
It's never too late to do the right thing. But keep in mind that the Taco Bell drive-in closes at 1:00 a.m. on weekdays. Just....
做正确的事情什么时候都不晚，但要记住工作日塔可钟的免下车服务在下午一点结束。
Oh. Make good choices. We're down to our last gentle, little nugget. Oh.
哦，做最好的抉择，我们到了最后一个有用的话语，哦哦。
Ew, gross. Creativity is contagious so put yourself out there.
哦，恶心，想象力是可以传染的，所以要让你身临其中，
But the coronavirus is also contagious, so on second thought, maybe stay inside for a while.
但新冠病毒也是传染的，所以再想一想，或许应该待在家里。
That's all the time we have for #blessed, #inspired.
这就是今天的祝福语，激励语环节。
Stick around. We'll be right back with more Tonight Show.
不要走开，接下来是更多今夜秀节目。
