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Natasha Hobby:
娜塔莎·霍比问道：
"How would you kill Voldemort?"
“怎么杀死伏地魔？”
Who is Voldemort?
伏地魔是谁？
Oh, geez. You know, I read this so long ago. Not alone. You get a group of friends and do it as a team.
哦，天哪。我在很久以前读过这个。不要单独行动。找一群朋友，团体行动。
I would burn him, and then burn him again, and then burn the ashes.
我会烧了他，再烧他一次，把他烧成灰烬。
If I was gonna go all Deadpool on him, dual katanas, decapitation.
我会用死侍对付他，用两把武士刀将他斩首。
Shoot him. Stab him. Poke him with a spear.
开枪打他。用刀刺他。用矛戳他。
I would kill him with bullets, probably a sniper rifle. That'd be interesting.
我会用子弹打死他，也许是狙击步枪。那会很有趣的。
Take a gun and kill him. It's the easiest way. It's what should have happened, honestly.
用枪杀了他。这是最简单的方法。老实说，本应如此。
Drop a nuke on him...but a very small one. So it'll only kill him, no one else.
向他投一枚核弹，不过最好是很小的一枚。确保只会杀了他，不会误伤别人。
Put my hand like this, right, and then chop him the throat. It always works, trust me.
把手这样放，然后砍向他的喉咙。这种方法百试不爽，相信我。
Stake through the heart? Um, invite him to dinner and poison him?
用木桩穿过他的心脏？嗯，请他吃饭然后毒死他？
Put some poison in his tea. They drink lots of tea in England.
在他的茶里放些毒药。他们英国人经常喝茶。
I'd use a spell and clone yourself times a thousand, and then make all your clones go after him.
我会用咒语将自已克隆一千次，然后让所有的克隆人去追杀他。
You have to find all the Horcruxes, and find Harry Potter, and then you have to be a wizard as well. Then you'd have to destroy them, so then you could actually kill Voldemort himself.
你必须找到所有的魂器，还要找到哈利·波特，之后你必须成为巫师。你必须摧毁他们，这样你才能真正地杀死伏地魔。
Avada Kedavra, if that's the right way to say it.
念咒语：阿瓦达索命，如果这是正确的说法。
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