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I'm so happy to see you. I'm so happy you came back to the show. Thank you very much. We have a lot to talk about.
我很高兴看到你，很高兴你回到节目中，谢谢，我们有很多要聊的话题。
This is a very exciting time for you. Yeah, this is...got a new movie coming out on Valentine's Day, so I'm excited.
你肯定无比的兴奋，没错，情人节有新的电影上映，很高兴。
That's right. That's right, you do have that but also you're about to fulfill a dream of yours.
没错，没错，确实如此，但是你也将实现自己的梦想。
Yes, I am playing in the Celebrity NBA All-Star Basketball Game. Yes.
没错，我在名人NBA全明星篮球赛上打球，没错。
Yes! Now can...can you play? Yeah, I can play.
没错，你真的会打球吗？没错，我会的。
Okay. I just had to ask. You can? I'm tired of, like, peopl asking me that. People ask me that a lot. Yeah.
好吧，我只是问一下，你真的会吗？我被这种问题问烦了，人们总是问我，很多人问我，没错。
Like, I'm really gonna take this seriously. I know that like most comedian get on there, and I talked to Kevin Hart about like,
比如，我肯定会非常认真的，我知道很多喜剧演员到了那里，我当时还和凯文聊天了，
Yeah, got to be entertaining. I'm not doing that. I'm really playing. I'm playing hard.
没错，肯定特别有趣，但我不会这么做，我真的很认真地打球，特别认真。
Like, I'm really like... What? Like, I've been like training and I'm ready to hoop.
比如，我真的是，啥？我真的在训练，真的在准备投球。
This it might be the last game of my life, but I'm playing... as hard as I can. You're not gonna do any jokes? Nothing?
这或许是我人生中最后一场比赛，我在很认真，尽我最大努力，你没有开什么玩笑？一点也没有吗？
No, it's a basketball game. Yeah, I know, but you're Lil Rel Howery.
没有，这是篮球比赛，没错，但你是里雷·霍沃利啊。
Right, the basketball player. No, no, you're not. You're not a famous basketball player.
没错，一名篮球运动员，不是，你不是，你不是著名的篮球运动员。
You're a famous comedian and actor. But on Friday I'm playing basketball, so...
你是著名的喜剧演员和演员，但是我周五确实在打球，所以...
I'll be a basketball player. How are you practicing? How are you training?
我将成为篮球运动员，你是如何训练的？如何练习的？
I mean, like...look, first of all, I've been just working out in general, like for the last year and half.
我的意思是，首先，我一直在锻炼，应该是过去一年半吧。
You look good. I'm in the best shape I've ever been. But...oh, thank you.
你看上去很好，我现在的体型是最棒的，但是谢谢。
But no, I'd be like...you know, the NBA hooked me and Hannibal up with like, an NBA person why was training with us and stuff.
不是，我想说...NBA和我取得了联系，也和汉尼拔联系了，这个人为什么会和我们一起训练等等。
So, like.. Hannibal Buress? Hannibal Buress, yeah. The comedian? Yeah, who's also a basketball player.
比如说...汉尼拔·布列斯？汉尼拔·布列斯，喜剧演员，没错，他也是篮球运动员。
No, no. You guys... He's not gonna be funny either. No. We... Do you understand how seriousl we're taking this?
不是，你们啊..他也不会搞笑了，不，你知道我们对这个看得多重吗？
No. Well, let me look at your team right here. This is the teams right here. Yeah.
不是，来看看你们的队伍，这个就是那个篮球队，好吧。
Steven A. Smith is your team..is he your captain? He's our coach. He's your coach.
史蒂文·史密斯是你队伍里的...他是队长吗？他是教练，他是你的教练。
I hope he don't get in my head, too, because, you know, he kind of mean.
我希望他不要出现在我的脑海中，因为他很吝啬。
He can be...he can get in your head, right? Yeah, you don't want him to. You got a good team, though.
他可以从你的大脑中出去，没错，你也不想看到他..你的队伍很棒。
Chance the Rapper. Got Chance. That's good. Yeah. Quavo. Quavo. Now Quavo, that's your secret...
说唱歌手“Chance”，“Chance”，没错，还有奎韦斯，奎韦斯，这是你的秘密了，奎韦斯。
Quavo...did you...like, they just posted a video yesterday of them dudes playing a pickup game.
奎韦斯，你之前...他们昨天发了视频，发了他们打篮球的视频。
Yeah...Like, Quavo was balling out. Like, I got excited looking at it in a green room. That's your dude.
当时，奎韦斯在投球，我当时在演员休息室里面看着，很搞笑，这是你的队员。
That's why you become friends with. That's how I'm gonna get my five assists, easily.
这也为啥你们成为了朋友，这也是我拥有五个助攻的原因，很容易。
I'm getting 15 and 5, that's my goal. 15 points? Yeah. Wow. And 5? 5 assists, or turnovers, or rebounds or...
我进了15分，5个助攻，这是我的目标，15分吗？没错，哦哦，五个？五个助攻，或者说失误，或者是篮板球。
However the 5 come, but I'm gonna have 5. Going 15 and 5. You're gonna do 15...
不管如何，我有五个助攻，我将有五个，有15分，5个助攻，你可以进15分...
Are you going for MVP? I am. This is it. You...do you realize how serious I am about this?
你想争取最有价值球员吗？没错，就是这样，你看到了吗，我是有多认真。
Like, when they go to me.. When they cut to you, will you be smiling?
比如，当他们把球给你时，当他们抢断后给你时，你在微笑吗？
I'm gonna be sweating in the layup line, like, I'm gonna look...I've been warming up for hours for this game.
我会站在上篮线上出汗，我就像是...我会为了这场比赛热身几小时。
But this like...it's celebrity. It's supposed to be fun. I mean, you're...
但是...这是明星赛，应该是很有趣的，我是说...
Yeah, it's gonna be fun, as I ball out of control. You're up against...oh.
没错，肯定很有趣，当我的球失去控制时，你们将对抗的是...
But you're up against... Dude, Common's good. Common look good, yeah.
但是你对抗的是，天啊，是说唱歌手“Common”，“Common”很棒的，没错。
He's been talking. Bad Bunny's good. He looks like he can play ball. I don't think so.
他一直在讲话，歌手“Bad Bunny”也不错，他很像是会打球的，我不认为。
You really don't think so. No. Hannibal. Hannibal and I...beat Hannibal one-on-one, so like...
你觉得不是吗？不是，汉尼拔，我如果和汉尼拔一对一的话，他肯定会输，所以...
That's all good. My highlight's gonna come off him.
这个不错，我的重点不是他了。
Says your assistant coach is Guy Fieri. Yeah.
听说你的助理教练是盖伊·法利。没错。
Wait. I don't mean... What do... Well, it's the halftime cook off. No, I'm joking. I don't know.
等一下，我的意思是..这只是半场比赛，不是，我在开玩笑，我不知道。
