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Before we start, I want you all to know that every book that I'm about to show you is 100% real.
在我们开始之前，我想说一下的是我们展示的所有书都是百分百真实的。
These are actual books. You can find them on Amazon or check them out at your local library. They are real. Alright,
都是真实存在的图书，你可以在亚马逊或是在当地图书馆找到，它们是真的噢，真的。
Let's see what's on my Do Not Read list. This first one is an advice book.
来看看我的“无需阅读”榜单图书，第一个是一本建议书籍。
It's called Amazing Kissing. Tips: How to Kiss Like a Pro. And then, down here it says, Kissing!
名字叫做“疯狂的接吻”，它给人们的建议包括：如果成为专业接吻师，下面写着“接吻”！
Something special and love saying from a special someone. Touching Love... Wow.
从我心爱的人口中听到一些特别的情话，触摸爱情，哦哦。
I think that's English. That's beautiful. Poetry. That's a good saying. Let's take a look at some kissing tips here.
我认为这是英文的句子，很美，很有诗意，这句话说得好，看看这里面有什么接吻妙招。
This is Strawberry Secret. Mmm. Place a strawberry into your mouth without your partner knowing. God. Oh!
上面写着草莓秘密，放一个草莓在嘴里，不让你的伙伴知道，哦，天啊。
Crush the strawberry in your mouth and feed some to your partner while you kiss. Ohh!
将嘴里的草莓咬碎，在接吻时喂一些给你的伙伴，哦哦。
Also known as the Mama Bird. Oh. Chew it first, right? Next up is the book...
这也被叫作“鸟妈妈”，先咀嚼对吗？下一本书是....
It's a how-to book. Oh, great. I love how-to books. Yeah, this is great. This is How to Hide Anything. Oh.
这是一本传授基本知识的图书，不错，我喜欢传授知识的书，嗯嗯，这个很棒，叫作“如何隐藏东西”，哦。
People want to hide all sort of things, like keys, money...Yeah, sure. Wills and stuff...jewelry, or a person, apparently.
人们想要隐藏所有的事情，比如说钥匙，钱，没错，当然，遗嘱之类的，首饰，或是一个人，很显然。
Are they living? He's inside a hollowed-out stereo system. Very common thing to do.
他们活着吗？他坐在一个挖空的音响系统中，很常见的事情。
Let's see what else we can hide. How to Hide Anything.
来看看我们还可以藏什么，如果隐藏东西。
Well, you can also hide...You can hide another person. Oh. Under your stairs with a fake wall.
嗯嗯，你可以隐藏，你可以隐藏另外一个人，在你楼下用一面假墙隐藏。
Like Harry Potter, yeah. And a loaf of bread. We've all been there. Yeah.
就像哈利·波特一样，嗯嗯，还有一条面包，我们曾经在那里面过，嗯嗯。
We've all been there. You can...Oh, this is good. You can hide behind a dresser. Oh, look at that.
我们都曾去过，你可以...不错，你可以隐藏在碗橱后面，看看这个。
He's got the same pose as the stereo. Yeah. He's in his drawers. Yeah.
他和在音响里面的那个人的姿势一样，没错，他在他的抽屉里，没错。
Here we go. This next book here's a self-help book called Winning Through Intimidation.
看看，下一本书是自助书，名字叫做“通过恐吓取胜”。
Doesn't seem like the best way to go through life. Anyway, Winning Through Intimidation.
似乎这不是生活的最佳方式，无论如何，来看看这本“通过恐吓取胜”。
Anyway, here's the best part. It says, Happy Father's Day. Love, David. Here you go, Dad. Yeah. Man up!
这本书最棒的部分是这里，上面写着，父亲节快乐，爱你的大卫，父亲，嗯嗯，坚强起来！
Stop being such a wimp! Now go hide in the stereo! No, don't try the strawberry kiss on me. You wimp!
不要那么弱小，现在去音响里面躲着，不，不要用带有草莓的嘴吻我，你这个胆小鬼。
Happy Father's Day, Pops. Next up is a humor book called Laughing Together: The Value of Humor in Family Life.
父亲节快乐，下一个是一本幽默书籍，名字叫做“一起笑：家庭生活中幽默的价值”。
You can tell it works. Pretty happy family right there. They look like a blast to be around. Wow. Oh, my gosh.
你可以看到这很奏效，这是一个很快乐的家庭，他们看上去很有趣，哦哦，老天。
Those guys are nuts. We're down to our last one here. This is an instructional book called...Break Dancing.
这些人很疯狂的人，看看最后一本书，这个是一本名叫“霹雳舞”的教学书。
I've always said the best way to learn how to do a difficult dance is by looking at pictures. Yeah.
我总在说学习最难舞蹈的最佳方法是看图片，没错。
Let's take a look at this here. Oh, you got...Good. You got the side float there.
来看看则合格，不错，你看这个是侧飘。
You got the smurf. That's good stuff. That's cool. And this part here, it gives you some handy raps to do, as well.
这个是精灵舞，不错呢，很酷，这里面写着，给了大家一些很简单的说唱歌词。
Like if you're around and everyone wants to break dance. Everyone wants to break dance and rap.
比如你在一群人当中，所有人都想跳街舞，所有人都想跳舞和说唱。
Yeah, there's a rap right there. They give you the words of a rap. Roots, can I get a beat?
没错，这里面有说唱歌词，给了你歌词在里面，兄弟们，来点节奏？
One on one ain't hard to do. Just put your mind to it.
一对一并不难，只要用心就可以。
Like I told you, Cheerios. Captain Crunch. This old bunch is out to lunch.
就像我说的，麦片的嘎嘣脆船长，这群老家伙出去吃午饭了。
Oh, do it, oh, do it. Oh, do it, do it, do it.
哦，做吧，哦，做吧。哦，做吧，做吧，做吧。
That's all the time I have for Do Not Read. Send your titles to donotread@tonightshow.com.
这就是今天的“不要阅读”时间，将你的书名称发送到donotread@tonightshow.com。
We'll be back with more Tonight Show. Tariq, check it out! Come on.
我们马上回来，塔里克，来吧，一起来。
Go do it, go do it. Cheerios, Captain Crunch. This old bunch is out to lunch, oh, do it.
做吧，做吧，麦片的嘎嘣脆船长。这群老家伙出去吃午饭了。
Cheerios, Captain Crunch. Said this old bunch is out to lunch.
麦片的嘎嘣脆船长，这群老家伙出去吃午饭了。
Said Cheerios and Captain Crunch. Said the old bunch is out to lunch.
麦片的嘎嘣脆船长，这群老家伙出去吃午饭了。
