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Hey, guys, it's Friday, and that's usually when I check my inbox, I return some e-mails, and of course I write out thank-you notes.
朋友们，今天是周五，这一天我通常都会检查我的邮箱，我会回复一些，当然我也会写我的感谢信。
So, let's write out some thank-you notes. Thank you, wearing a mask outside in the summer,
来开始写一些感谢信吧，谢谢在夏天出门戴口罩。
for introducing me to an entirely new problem chin sauna. Good job, guys. What are you eating? Ice. Hmm.
这引发了我一个全新的问题，下巴桑拿，不错，你们在吃什么？冰，嗯嗯。
Thank you, FDA, saying some hand sanitizers may contain a lethal ingredient,
谢谢美国食品药品监督管理局，你们说一些洗手液里面可能含有致命成分。
for not even being in the top 100 news stories from 2020 that give me anxiety.
这一新闻居然没有囊括在2020年前100个让我紧张的头条新闻里。
Thank you, President Trump returning from Tulsa, for looking like a dad who's about to tell his family, We have to move again.
谢谢小特从塔尔萨回来，他看上去像一个想要讲述他家庭的老爸，我们要再次前进。
Thank you, Disneyland, delaying your reopening, for being good news for stopping the coronavirus,
谢谢迪士尼，重新开门要延期了，这对于防范病毒传播有好处，
but bad news for couples who have made Disney their whole personality. Really chomping on those ice back there, huh?
但对于那些把迪士尼看成是他们整个人生的夫妻而言就不是好事了，你们吃的真带劲？
Thank you, Hamilton on Disney+, for being such an authentic Broadway experience that I couldn't get tickets.
谢谢迪士尼流媒体的《汉密尔顿》，你让我有了百老汇现场的感觉，百老汇我是买不到票的。
You can press other buttons if you feel like it now, guys. It's up to you.
如果你想按按钮，你就按吧，由你来决定。
Thank you... Ooh, uhh. Summer. Ooh... Music, please. Music, please. Ooh, uhh. Music, please. Why would I...Music...Music, please. Why would I do that?
谢谢...夏天...哦，请放音乐...请放音乐...请放音乐...我为什么...谢谢，为什么要做这个？
Thank you, summer solstice, for being the longest day of the year in the longest year in history.
谢谢夏至日，你是一年当中最长的一天，也是历史上最长的一年。
Music, please. Ooh, uhh. Ooh, uhh, ooh, uhh.
请放音乐...请哦哦哦哦。嗯嗯嗯。
Thank you...Music, please. Ooh, uhh. Ooh, uhh. Music, please.
谢谢，请放音乐...请放音乐...哦哦，请放音乐...
Thank you... Music, please. Music, please. Music, please. Ooh, uhh.
谢谢，请放音乐...请放音乐...请放音乐...哦哦。
Thank you, Declaration of Independence...Ooh, uhh. Yeah, ooh, uhh.
谢谢独立宣言，哦哦，嗯嗯，哦哦。
Thank you. Ooh, uhh. Thank you, Declaration of Independence, for being the original I'm so mad, I'm gonna write a letter!
谢谢，恩...谢谢独立宣言，初衷好似在说，我很疯狂，我要写一封信。
Ooh, yeah! Music, please. Ooh, uhh! Ahh...
哦，请放音乐..嗯嗯...
Thank you... coleslaw, for looking like someone threw a bunch of grass clippings in a bowl of milk.
谢谢凉拌菜丝，看上去很像有人把一捆剪下来的碎草放入牛奶碗中。
Ahh... And finally, thank you, water slides, for being crazy straws for people.
恩，最后，谢谢水滑梯，你就是为人们准备的疯狂吸管。
Thank you very much. Those are our thank-you notes. Thank you for being great, for playing that music, you guys. Really great job.
感谢，这些就是感谢信，谢谢你们帮我放音乐，很棒
