评论
打印
Lately it may seem like the world has lost its luster, but one place that never stops sparkling is Tinsel Town.
最近，似乎全世界都应为疫情而暗淡，但是有一个地方是永远不会暗淡的，那就是好莱坞。
Here to talk about the most exciting new screenplays in development is our Hollywood quarantine correspondent Zalman Terzian with Hot Scripts.
接下来聊一下正在酝酿的一些新剧本，请听好莱坞隔离记者泰尔齐安带来的“火热剧本”节目。
I'm Zalman Terzian, and these are Hot Scripts! When Hollywood reopens, man, oh, man, will there be some movies to make.
我是泰尔齐安，这些是我们要谈论的“火热剧本”，当好莱坞重新开业时，哦，老天啊，我们将拍摄新的电影。
The quars inspired a new Golden Age of screenwriting, and I am here for it. Here's a hot script I just read.
隔离期间迸发了写剧本的黄金时代，我来和大家分享一些，下面是我读到的火爆剧本。
It's about a demonic force that possesses people over Slack. Hot script!
写的是一种邪恶的力量，并用“聊天群组”软件统治了人类，火爆！
This script is piping hot out of the oven. It's about a guy who orders contactless delivery from Whole Foods,
这个剧本刚从微波炉里面拿出来，太烫了，故事讲述一个男孩从“全食”超市订购无接触式外卖，
then falls in love with the delivery driver, who is a woman. That's right. It's 2020 and women can be exploited gig economy workers, too.
但却爱上了快递女司机，没错，现在是2020年，女性也可以成为被剥削的零工经济工作者。
The title..Seamless in Seattle. Hot toddys! Get your hot toddys here! And by hot toddys I mean hot scripts.
剧本的名字叫做，“不停顿的西雅图”，托迪酒好了，来拿你的托迪酒！不是托迪酒，而是火爆剧本。
This one's a kid's movie about a magical race of gnomes that live inside N95 masks, keeping out the cooties.
这个是一个关于小孩的电影，讲述一群神奇的守护神，它居住在N95口罩里面，驱赶虱子。
At the end, the gnomes sing a song of unity that melt the COVID-19 blobs, which are played by the Mucinex blobs.
最后，守护神一同唱了一首歌，让新冠病毒融化了，表演者是愈创甘油醚。
It's like Contagion meets The Borrowers. Paging Pixar! Hot. Uh-oh. Do you feel that?
这很像是《传染病》对抗《借东西的地下小人》，呼叫皮克斯动画工作室，你感受到了吗？
Do you leave your microwave running with the door open, releasing dangerous radiation into your home?
你有没有开着微波炉，但开着门，让危险的辐射进入房间的经历？
Nope. That burning sensation is just a hot script! Based on the popular TikTok,
不，这种烧灼感只是一个火爆剧本，故事是根据抖音写的，
the great Kate Winslet makes a triumphant return to the screen as Kombucha Girl. It's called range.
超棒的凯特·温斯莱特再次回到银幕，这次她饰演康普茶女孩。
They both have it and they can't get rid of it. Ouch. Ooh. I can't even touch it with my hands, it's so hot.
他们都拥有，而且无法摆脱。哦哦，我没法用手拿，太烫了。
Check out this script. Picture yourself in an elevator. You get in, you get out.
看看这个剧本，想象你在电梯里，你进去，你出去。
Someone else gets in, you make eye contact. Wait, do you know each other?
其他人进去，你们对视了，等一下，你们认识对方吗？
Is that Chad you want to say? Should you have said hello?
你想说这是查德玛？你们应该打招呼吗？
Those are just some of the questions you'll be asking when you watch Apartment Building Elevator Security Footage: The Movie. Hot script!
这些都是你观看“公寓楼电梯保安录像：电影”时会询问的问题，火爆剧本！
Me mind on fire. Me soul on fire. Feeling hot, hot, hot.
我的心在着火，我的灵魂在着火，很烫，很烫，很烫。
For this romantic comedy about two protesters who meet and fall in love while toppling a Christopher Columbus statue.
这个是一个浪漫的喜剧电影，讲的是两个抗议者在推翻哥伦布雕像时相爱。
But will him meeting her Southern father topple their romance?
但是当他见到她的南方爸爸时，二人的爱情还会继续吗？
Push, push, push play on Netflix and find out. This next script...Oh, forget it. I can't.
看看，你可以在奈飞视频网观看，下一个剧本，哦，忘了，不行...
It's too damn hot! Clang, clang, clang went the trolley then what?
太烫了，当，当，当，手推车在前行，之后呢？
Ring, ring, ring went my phone when Hollywood heard about the script that's this hot.
叮叮叮，电话响了，当好莱坞听说有这么火爆的剧本。
When the pandemic leaves air travel at an all-time low, a mother and daughter travel to Greece and find her real father.
当疫情让航空旅行降到低点，一对母女前往希腊寻找真正的父亲。
But wait a minute. They're both dogs. Coming this summer, it's basically just Mamma Mia! but with animals.
等一下，它们都是狗，这个夏天，基本上都是《妈妈咪呀！》和一些动物。
Oh, I've had enough. Oh, I've had enough. I can't handle the heat anymore.
哦，可以了，哦，不行了，我受不了热浪了。
So it's time for me to get out of the script kitchen. Join me next time for more Hot Scripts!
我想要走出这间剧本厨房了，下一期的“火爆剧本”再会。
