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Hi, everyone. Welcome to the show.
嗨 大家好 欢迎收看节目
This show is being taped on Thursday, June 4th.
这期节目是6月4号星期四录制的
Which means there is still protesting.
也就是说现在还有很多抗议活动
A lot of people are frustrated and angry, including myself this is going to be an ongoing conversation.
很多人都很沮丧 很愤怒 包括我自己 这个事儿肯定要持续一段时间
If you're wondering how you can help, please check out my Instagram, Twitter, EllenTube.
如果你想知道怎么能帮上忙 那就去我的Instagram Twitter和EllenTube看看
We have a lot of resources where we can learn more about how to be an ally.
我们有很多资源 可以告诉大家怎么能成为黑人的伙伴
tWitch's Instagram is also an amazing place.
推奇的Instagram也是个很好的地方
He's been posting some incredible things.
他发布了一些非常棒的内容
Andy's is mostly slow walking. But if that's your speed, check that out.
安迪的Instagram上发的多是些慢走的内容 不过如果你感兴趣 也可以去看看
I'm trying to stay positive and look for some good things in the world.
我想要积极一点 多看些美好的东西
For example, it's a sunny-ish day here in California.
比如 加州今天的天气还可以
This morning, I put on my swimsuit.
今天早上 我穿上了泳衣
And I went through the sprinklers in my neighbor's yard.
在邻居院子里的洒水管下走了一圈
I should have gotten out of my car. And Oprah, sorry about your lawn.
我应该下车走的 欧普拉 我对不住你的草坪了
Actually that's a joke that my head writer Jason Gelles wrote back in season nine.
其实那是我的主编Jason Gelles在第九季的时候写的一个笑话
And the reason I use it again today is because recycling is good for the environment.
我今天又说了一遍是因为 重复利用对环境比较友好
Also, this is Jason's last season on the show.
而且 这也是Jason最后一季在我们节目了
He's decided to move on to pursue his dream of being a children's birthday party mime.
他已经决定要去追求自己的梦想 当儿童生日派对上的小丑
Although I don't like his decision, dammit, I respect it.
虽然我很舍不得让他走 但是 我尊重他
Jason has been writing on the show since the fifth season.
从第五季开始 Jason就成为了我们节目的编剧
This is now our 17th seasons. So that is-- ooh, it's a lot, definitely more than 5 and less than 17.
现在已经是第17季了 所以 真的是 很久了 肯定大于5年小于17年
That's what I can tell you. I love Jason so much.
肯定的 我很爱Jason
It's going to be really tough to do the show without him.
他走了以后 节目会难做很多
He's given me some of the best jokes about IKEA, weather, parking, and some references that only a few 70-year-old Jewish men would get.
他在IKEA 天气 停车 还有只有少数70多岁的犹太男人才听得懂的笑话方面给我出了很多好点子
But he's created some of the best segments on our show, some of the best sketches.
他也创造了节目上很多最好的环节 还有一些最好的草图
He's played characters including my son.
他还演过很多角色 包括我儿子
And he never let us forget where he went to college-- Yale.
而且他总是提醒我们他在哪儿上的大学 耶鲁大学
I'm kidding, Jason. I know it's the other pretentious one.
开玩笑的 Jason 我知道是另一所超有名的大学
One of my favorite things about Jason is that he doesn't like to be touched by anyone, which, of course, is like catnip to me, and also probably why I decided to leave during quarantine.
我最喜欢Jason的一点是 他不喜欢别人碰他 这对我来说就像猫薄荷一样 也可能是我在疫情期间决定离开的原因
There's no way I can hug him. We played-- anyway, he went to Harvard.
我从来都抱不到他 我们 总之呢 他上的是哈佛大学
I know he's just going, say it, say it. He went to Harvard.
我知道他会说 说出来 说出来 他上的哈佛大学
Jason, I'm going to miss you so much.
Jason 我会非常想你的
Thank you for everything you've done for me and all the brilliance that you've brought to this show.
谢谢你为我做的一切 也感谢你为节目所贡献的才华
I put together a montage of some of my favorite moments from when you were on the show.
我剪了一个你在这个节目上我最喜欢的一些瞬间
I saw a study recently that showed exactly where people like to be touched and by whom.
最近我看了一篇研究 说的是人们喜欢让哪些人碰他们身体的哪些部分
Jason, come on out. I'm going to touch certain areas and you, by the horn, let me know what's appropriate.
Jason 来 我会触碰你身体的某些部位 你用喇叭告诉我可不可以
For instance, this would be-- Oh, it's-- But probably that would-- OK.
比如说 这里 哦 不过这儿呢 好吧
Mario and I want to make an announcement.
我和马里奥想宣布一件事
We want to tell the whole wide world we are not the brothers.
我们想告诉全世界我们不是兄弟
We're lovers. Oh.
而是爱人 哦
It has been hot here the last few-- It's a cozy 18,000 square feet.
这几天都很热啊 这里有18000平方英尺 特别舒适
There's plenty of room for entertaining. Right this way. Right this way.
空间很大 可以从事很多娱乐活动 这边请 这边
I'm going to show you the kitchen. Right this way.
我带你们看看厨房 这边
Now, we have a big backyard. I don't know if you have pets.
还有一个很大的后院 不知道你们有没有养宠物
I do have a son. Say hello to Stormy Cashmere.
我确实有个儿子 有请Stormy Cashmere
Well, that's so sweet of you to come out. Give me a hug.
你愿意出来真的太贴心了 抱抱
Thank you, Jason. I wish you the best of luck.
谢谢你 Jason 祝你前程无忧
