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Reggie, you can kick us off please. Number one. Number one, now as more states have started reopening
雷吉 给我们开个场 第一 第一 现在 随着更多的州开始重新开放
many are now reporting spikes in new cases of covid-19,
许多州目前报告的新冠肺炎病例激增
Even more worrisome was the recent revelation by Dr. Anthony Fauci from the white house Coronavirus task force
更令人担忧的是 白宫冠状病毒工作组的安东尼·福奇博士最近披露的情况
who he said that he hasn't spoken to president trump about the pandemic in two weeks.
他说 他已经有两周没和特朗普总统谈过疫情的事了
But just because they haven't spoken about the pandemic in two weeks doesn't mean they've stopped speaking all together.
但是 他们两周没谈过疫情 不代表他们没有一起聊过天
In reality, Dr. Fauci and trump have spoken numerous times. Just not exactly about covid-19.
实际上 福奇医生和川普聊过很多回了 只是不是关于新冠肺炎的
And we were able to obtain some leaked audio from their phone call. Have a listen.
我们拿到了他们的一些通话录音 来听听看
Dr. Fauci. Yes, Mr. President. The f man, f-dog, f-bomb.
福奇医生 是 总统先生 f哥 f狗 f弹
I'm kind of busy, Mr. President. Fauci-wauci, the faucinator. Micky Mauc.
我有点忙 总统先生 福奇 华西 福结者 米老奇
What request i do for you, Mr. President. Wait, did i call you or did you call me.
我能为你干点啥 总统先生 等下 是你打给我 还是我打给你的
There is also this one. Are cookies good for you? No. Is ice cream good for you. No.
还有这个 饼干对你好吗 不好 冰激凌呢 不好
What about cake? No, sir. Get out of my office. This is a phone call.
蛋糕怎么样 不好 先生 给我出去 这是在打电话呢
And this one. Do you think that coronavirus would hurt a Dracula?
还有这段 你觉得新冠病毒会伤害到德古拉吗
No, because there's no such thing as. Okay, great so why don't we try to turn everybody into Draculas?
不会 因为没有这东西 好吧 很好 为什么我们不把大家都变成德古拉呢
Nobody gets sick, it would be great for the economy. And not to mention babes would stay babes for a very long time, a long time.
没人会感染 对经济会很好的 更别提 宝宝们很长时间都不会长大的好处
I'm talking forever. It's just nice to see them still keeping in touch.
我说的是永远 看到他们保持联系 真的很棒
Reggie, what's next? Reggie: Let's go for two. Let's go for two, number two,
雷吉 接下来啥 第二吧 第二
our essential workers have been delivering for us throughout the pandemic.
在整个疫情期间 我们的重要的工作人员一直在为我们运输物品
In this neighborhood felt it was time that they delivered back. You are an essential worker. You have always been essential to us.
在这个社区 他们觉得是时候回赠了 你是位重要的工作人员 你一直都对我们很重要
Your know our families, we know your families, we adore you and we just want to say thank you.
你认识我们的家人 我们认识你的家人 我们爱你 我们就是想谢谢你
So amazing. So amazing. Please can i have copies?
太棒了 太棒了 能给我一个复印件吗
Again you know it's been a pleasure. To be in this area and just, to get to know everybody here.
你知道 我一直都乐意效劳 很高兴来到这里 认识大家伙
I'm watching your kids grow, i'm watching them start to drive. I'm getting old.
我看着你们的孩子长大 看着他们学会开车 我也在变老
So lovely, isn't it? Well, imagine if after he thanked them for the plant. They were like no, sorry it is just the card.
这太棒了 不是吗 想象一下 在他感谢人们送他植物之后 他们说 送你的只有卡片而已
The plant needs to go to someone in the next town, that is our bad, we shouldn't have given them to you at the same time.
我们要把这盆植物送给下个镇子的某个人 这是我们的错 我们不该把它们一块给你的
Finally, reg, what is that last number? Reggie: Number three. Number three.
最后是什么数 雷吉 第三 第三件事
Now even though we're all feeling warn out, it's important to remember that when there is something in your way, you just got to push through it.
尽管我们都感觉受到了警告 要记得很重要的事就是 当有什么东西挡你的路时 你只要挤过去就行了
I would do that all the time. If i was ever in a room with another person. This has been three things. Three things.
我会一直做个不停的 如果有人和我同处一室的话 以上就是三件事
