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Well, it's the end of the week, and that's usually when I catch up with some personal stuff.
好吧，又到周末了，我通常都会在这个时候处理一些私人事情。
You know, I check my in-box, return some e-mails, and, of course, I send out thank-you notes.
你知道的，我会检查我的邮箱，回复一些电子邮件，当然，我会发感谢信。
And I was running a bit behind, so I thought, if you guys wouldn't mind, I'd like to write out some thank-you notes right now,
我今天时间有点赶，所以我想，如果你们不介意的话，我现在就写一些感谢信，
if that's cool with you guys. James, can I get some thank-you-note-writing music, please?
如果你们不介意的话，詹姆斯，能给我一些感谢信背景音乐吗？
Oh. Thank you, Kamala Harris, for being half-Jamaican and half-Indian, whereas Mike Pence is just half-and-half.
哦。谢谢你，卡玛拉·哈里斯，你是一半牙买加人，一半是印度人，而迈克·彭斯只是两者各半之混合物（马马虎虎）。
Thank you, Joe Biden, for always looking like you just came from a Top Gun audition you think you totally nailed. Nailed it.
谢谢你，乔·拜登，你总是看起来像刚参加完《壮志凌云》的试演，你觉得自己完全成功了。成功了。
Thank you, Women for Trump bus, for looking like an optional accessory you can buy for Alt-Right Blogger Barbie.
谢谢你们，“拥戴小特女性”巴士，你们看起来像是可以为“另类右翼芭比博主”购买配件的。
Thank you, Shark Week in 2020, for somehow managing to make TV shows about deadly shark attacks feel like a relaxing escape.
感谢你们，2020年的鲨鱼周，让关于鲨鱼致命袭击的电视节目看起来像是一次放松的逃避。
Thank you, study that found McDonald's packaging contains toxic chemicals or, as their hamburgers put it, Twinsies!
谢谢，一项研究发现麦当劳的包装含有有毒化学物质，或者，就像他们的汉堡包所说的那样，一样的！
Thank you, beluga whale being rescued this week, for looking like your drunk friend at the party who needed help getting his jacket on.
谢谢你，本周获救的白鲸，因为它看起来像你在派对上喝醉了的朋友，需要帮忙穿上夹克。
There you have it. Those are my thank-you notes.
就是这些，这些就是今天的感谢信。
