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Hello Internet, at Pizza Hut we get asked, "Do you deliver?"
互联网上的各位，大家好，在必胜客我们会被问到：“你们可以外卖吗？”
Yeah! We deliver.
可以！我们可以提供外卖服务。
Restaurant quality Pizza, piping hot to your home.
餐厅水准的披萨，滚烫着到你家。
Now we're not ones to knock the competition.
我们不是挑起竞争的人。
But guess whose pizza you said tastes best?
不过想知道谁的披萨味道最好吗？
According to this new independent taste test, ours!
最新的独立口味测试的结果显示，是我们的披萨！
But we don't need to tell you that because you just told us that. Thank you, Great Britain!
但是我们不需要告知你们，是因为这一结果是你们告知的我们。谢谢你，大不列颠！
At Pizza Hut we go big on banquets, which is why we have a reward scheme, some places don't.
在必胜客，我们的目标是打造盛宴，这就是为什么我们有奖励计划，而有些地方则没有。
But with us, you can earn delicious free pizza by eating delicious pizza.
在我们这里，你可以通过吃披萨来获得免费吃披萨的机会。
Now I don't know what heaven's like but I bet it's a lot like that.
我不知道天堂是什么样，但是我猜它差不多也就是这样了。
No, no, our generosity doesn't end there.
不不，我们对顾客的大方还不止于此。
Because unlike the other guys, we also do this, our 5-pound favorites!
为了不和其他家伙一样，我们还推出了“5英镑优惠”！
All these favorites, for just 5 pounds.
所有这些，都只要5英镑。
Do you solemnly swear to deliver piping hot pizzas in 30 minutes,
你能不能庄严宣誓，可以在30分钟内将热腾腾的披萨送达，
and if you're just 10 minutes late to get people 10 pounds of their next order?
如果晚了10分钟，就可以在下一笔订单中减免10英磅？
We do, Your Honor. It's called our speed guarantee.
没问题，法官大人。这就是我们的速度保证。
And do the other lot do that?
有没有其他家也这么做？
No, no, they don't.
没有，他们都没有。
So internet, an answer to the question, "Do we deliver?", you could say that.
因此，互联网上的各位，“你们可以外卖吗？”这个问题的答案，你们可以这么回答。
Restaurant quality pizzas does deliver, amazing deals and rewards deliver,
这是餐厅水准的披萨外卖，这是折扣和奖励惊人的外卖，
speed guaranty delivered, cheesy bites delivered, smiles on faces delivered.
这是有速度保证的外卖，这是有芝士球的外卖，也是脸上挂满笑容的外卖。
Yup, we are at Pizza Hut deliver, now that's delivery.
没错，必胜客外卖服务，即刻交付。
