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It's just my turkey sandwich. So it felt like a personal attack. Oh, hey, you know, we're all really going to want to remember this time.
这是我的火鸡三明治 所以感觉像是人身攻击 哦 嘿 你知道 这次我们真的都想记住
And so I spent my quarantine really digging deep and putting together a collection of musical time capsules or songs.
所以我在隔离期间深入挖掘并收集了音乐时空胶囊的收藏或者歌曲
I'm calling it "Quaran-Tunes".
我称它为《隔离碟》
Tony Grammy and Emmy winner Ben Platt's Quaran-Tunes is the perfect soundtrack for the new normal chock, full of instant classics like "Poison".
托尼格莱美奖和艾美奖得主本·普拉特的《隔离碟》是新常态的完美配乐 里面全是像《毒药》这样的经典歌曲
I brush my teeth. I gargle listerine. My tongue and gums are sparkling clean. I can't explain it.
我刷牙 我用漱口水漱口 我的舌头和牙龈非常干净 为什么会这样
I wanna scream and shout: why does the world hate my mouth? why does my breath smell like poison inside my mouth
我想喊出来 我想尖叫：为什么这个世界讨厌我的嘴？为什么我嘴里的气味儿闻着像毒药
It's a question I never thought on I.
这是我从未考虑过的问题
I smell it all day. I can't get away. I'm just thankful no one else can smell the decay.
我一整天都能闻到 我逃不掉了 我只是庆幸没有别人闻到这腐烂般的味道
Actually we can.
其实我们闻到了
Why does my breath smell like poison inside my mouth?
为什么我嘴里的气味儿闻着像毒药
You'll also get the webchat anthem zoom.
你可以打开Zoom进行网络聊天
I don't want to see the inside of your house.
我不想看你的房子里面
I don't wanna see your virtual background.
我不想看到你的虚拟背景
I don't wanna tell you to unmute yourself.
我不想让你放开自己
I don't wanna assume anymore. I don't wanna assume anymore.
我不想再假设了 我不想再假设了
plus many more, including it's five o'clock somewhere, coffee filter toilet paper.
还有很多 包括五点钟的时候 咖啡过滤卫生纸
I guess i'll just like get a dog. why did I buy all this quinoa?
我想我还是养只狗吧 为什么我买了这么多藜麦
How the…is it August already. Sweet chloroquine. Who ate that bat? And the new dance craze that's sweeping the nation.
……怎么样？已经八月了吗 亲爱的氯喹 是谁吃了那只蝙蝠？还有席卷全国的新舞蹈热潮
We did the macarena in 93. We whipped and we nae nae in 2015.
93年我们跳“玛卡莲娜舞” 2015年我们跳nae nae(一种嘻哈舞蹈)
The tango and the waltz are for a night of romance. But now it's time for 2020's dance.
探戈和华尔兹是为浪漫之夜准备的 现在轮到2020年之舞了
To do the fetal position. To do the fetal position in your bedroom or kitchen. You do the fetal position.
来做“胎姿”吧 做“胎姿” 在你的卧室或者厨房 来做“胎姿”
So order now. I guarantee it'll be a gift you cherish for years to come. If we last that long.
现在预订 我保证这将会是你珍藏多年的礼物 如果我们还能坚持到那时候
Ben Platt's "Quaran-Tunes", make it yours for just 12 easy payments of 79 cents. Available at Walgreens.
本·普拉特的《隔离碟》 只需支付12次79美分它就可以成为你的音乐 沃尔格林(美国最大连锁药店)也能买到
For your Grammy consideration: I want to thank all my backup singers, the incredibly talented Joel Wagoner and Julia Madison,
格莱美奖获奖感言：我要感谢我所有的后备歌手 才华横溢的乔尔·瓦格纳和茱莉亚·麦迪逊
as well as my dear dear friend Molly Gordon and Geraldine Viswanathan, the stars of the upcoming film the Broken Hearts Gallery.
还有我亲爱的朋友莫莉·戈登和杰拉尔丁·维斯瓦纳坦 他们是即将上映的电影《破碎的心画廊》的主演
We got a really good show for you tonight. We've got music from Muna with the knox and we will be right back with Zendaya.
今晚我们为大家准备了一个非常棒的节目 我们有来自穆纳和诺克斯的音乐 下集嘉宾赞达亚
