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So they're just simply to help with contact tracing and so forth. So if you just simply put it around your ankle.
所以它们只是帮助追踪接触者等等 你简单把它绕在脚踝上就行
Is everybody wearing these?
每个人都戴吗
Just some, actually. And obviously, if you ever need to take it off, your head of department's going to have a key and so forth.
只有一些 其实 不过如果你要把它取下来的话 你的部门主管那里有钥匙
Will you be wearing shorts to work every day?
你每天都穿着短裤上班吗
Yes.
嗯
And what's the reason for that?
为什么？
I'd like to wear shorts.
我喜欢穿短裤
Are your legs especially hot?
你的腿特别热吗
No. That's all I wear.
没有 我就是喜欢这么穿
Just trying to understand why a grown man is wearing shorts to work.
我只是想了解一下一个成年人为什么要穿短裤上班
...life is about a dream.
生活就是一场梦
A little slower, like ...
可以唱得再慢一点 就像这样……
So if you can take some hand sanitizer. And i just want to make sure that you're kind of sanitizing it robustly.
所以你能不能用一下洗手液 我只是想确保你进行了彻底的消毒。
A little bit more.
再来一点儿
Yeah see. This is the one I need to watch.
嗯 看到了吧 这就是我需要看到的
Okay. Uh actually that's a little too fast. It's a lot of hand sanitizer.
好的 呃 其实有点儿快了 洗手液还有很多
Um so obviously, jimmy kimmel's the host. Without host there's no show.
很显然 吉米·坎摩尔是主持人 没有主持人就没有节目
Right.
是的
So we say a number of statements and if you could say I will after them, that'd be great.
我们要说一些陈述 如果你能在陈述之后说一句“我会的”会很棒
If jimmy kimmel walks within 10 feet of me, I will walk in the opposite direction.
如果吉米·坎摩尔走到离我10英尺以内我就向反方向走
Can you put your hand up? Don't forget you're under earth.
你能把手举起来吗 别忘了你在地球
I will not touch anything that Jimmy Kimmel may touch, including food, railings, sink nozzles, and toilets.
我不会碰任何吉米·坎摩尔可能碰过的东西 包括食物、栏杆、水槽喷嘴和马桶
It won't touch anything Jimmy me. Oh, my god. Hi.
不会碰任何东西 吉米 我 哦 天哪 嗨
You need to turn around and run away.
你需要掉头跑开
I think that's far enough, thanks.
够远了 谢谢
How many door knobs have you touched today? And we need a exact number.
今天你摸了几个门把手 我们需要一个准确的数字
Just the door knob to my bedroom and my front door.
就是我的卧室的门和前门的门把手
Can you just demonstrate how you open the door?
你能展示一下你是怎么开门的吗
Just go ahead and walk me through it.
给我展示一下就行
Yeah. I don't know. Just like that.
嗯 大概就是这样
Okay, open the door and walk through.
嗯 打开门 然后穿过去
Got it. Okay.
知道了 好的
Okay. Just one more.
好的 最后一个问题
All right. I gotta go. I gotta go.
嗯嗯 我得走了 真的得走了
Just one more. Just an eye test. Real quick.
就一个问题 一个视力测试 很快的
Can you read line four?
你能读一下第4行吗
L-P-E-D.
L-P-E-D.
Right. Line eight.
正确 第8行
D-E-F-T-O-T-E-C.
D-E-F-T-O-T-E-C.
Oh, excellent. And then the last line. Line 12.
哦 很棒 最后一行 第12行
Jimmy is totally ... With me. I knew it.
吉米在耍我 我就知道是这样
Thanks. Welcome back.
谢谢 欢迎回来
Well, there you go. That's... Why if you knew it, why were you so mad if you knew it?
好的 就这样 为什么 为什么你看出来了还这么暴躁
No, I didn't know it.
不 我没有看出来
Okay. But you said I knew it?
嗯 但你说你看出了了
Yeah, I, you know, I look...
嗯 我 你知道 我看到……
We're gonna have to start giving you a lie detector testing or something.
我们必须给你做个测谎什么的
I saw the camera.
我看到摄像头了
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And if you didn't like it, you will you hurt my feelings.
如果不喜欢 我会伤心的
