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Oh hey Jed.
嘿，杰德。
Who's this guy?
这家伙是谁？
This is my driver, Jed.
这是我的司机，杰德。
He drives me in the hallways.
他开车送我到走廊。
Just how you normally get around the whole?
你通常是怎么处理一件事？
Salutary not.
看看有没有用。
What is the bravest thing you've ever done?
你做过最勇敢的事是什么？
I did three parachute jumps in two hours.
我在两小时内跳了三次伞。
What is the stupidest thing you've ever done?
你做过最愚蠢的事是什么？
As a three parachute jumps in two hours.
两小时内跳伞三次。
What's your craziest fan moment?
你最疯狂的粉丝时刻是什么？
Someone asks for a picture of Jones only my knees.
有人要琼斯的照片，只有我的膝盖。
What's the best thing about the Internet?
互联网最棒的地方是什么？
The people
人们
can watch our show at any time of the day.
随时都可以看我们的节目。
What's the worst thing about the Internet?
互联网最糟糕的是什么？
That people can tell me what they think of our show at any time of the day.
人们可以随时告诉我他们对节目的看法。
Who should everyone be following on social media right now?
现在大家都在社交媒体上关注谁？
Alfie Deyes.
阿尔菲·德耶斯。
Thanks, Jeff.
谢谢，杰夫。
What's your favorite places to visit?
你最喜欢去什么地方？
Now I live here London.
现在我住在伦敦。
What's a place you want to visit?
你想去什么地方？
Tokyo.
东京。
What was your first line in a paying role?
你出演付费角色的第一句台词是什么？
Roast the meats.
烤肉。
What do you think of the American political system?
你觉得美国的政治制度怎么样？
I'm finding it interesting.
我觉得很有趣。
What's your spirit animal?
你的灵兽是什么？
A duck-billed platypus.
鸭嘴兽。
Can you answer a few questions while taking some photos in the photo booth right there?
你能在回答几个问题时，在照相墙这儿拍照吗？
Sure.
当然可以。
All right.
好的。
If you could have any tattoo, what would it be and where?
如果你要弄纹身，会纹什么，纹在哪儿？
I'd like to get the word tattoo on my leg in Japanese.
我想在腿上纹日文。
If you're a name of a strain of cannabis, what would it be?
如果你给一种大麻命名，你会叫它什么？
Skywalker.
天行者。
You want a Tony, where do you keep your Tony?
你想要托尼，你的托尼放在哪了？
In a storage facility in London.
放在伦敦的仓库里。
Besides yourself obviously, who's the funniest comedian out there?
除了你之外，谁是最滑稽的喜剧演员？
Jack Wobble.
杰克摇摇晃晃。
When I did this with Anna, she said that you were her favorite comedian, how do you feel about that?
我和安娜合作时，她说你是她最喜欢的喜剧演员，你是什么感觉？
I was very very touched.
我很感动。
How would you describe Anna in three words?
你用哪三个词来形容安娜？
Small, passionate and kind.
小巧、热情、善良。
How would you describe yourself in three words?
你会用哪三个词来形容自己？
I don't know.
我不知道。
Well, this is a beautiful theater you got.
嗯，这个剧院很漂亮。
Thank you.
非常感谢。
If you have one superpower what would it be?
如果你有一种超能力，你想要哪种呢？
I'd love to be out of stop time.
我很想不受时间的限制。
What's your favorite curse word?
你最喜欢的咒语是什么？
Bolos.
博洛斯。
What is your pre-show ritual?
你在演出前常做什么？
I normally just have a coffee.
我通常只是喝杯咖啡。
What is your post-show ritual?
你在演出后习惯做什么？
I'll get in my car and drive home.
我会上车，然后开回家。
What's one cause you feel passionately about?
你最热衷的事业是什么？
There are people on the planet who don't have clean water.
地球上有些人没有干净的水。
If you could change one thing about the planet what would it be?
如果你能改变地球上的一件事，你会改变什么？
I try and give everybody clean water.
我要尝试让所有人都有干净的水。
This man on my pad wants to ask you a question.
我平板电脑上的这个人想问你一个问题。
Cool.
酷。
Hey James, but why should I are considering having a child?
嘿，詹姆斯，我为什么要考虑要孩子呢？
What's the best part about being a father?
做父亲最好的是什么？
It gives you great perspective on your own life and you realize how irrelevant a lot of it has been until this moment.
它让你对自己的生活有更好的审视视角，你会意识到在这一刻之前很多事情都无关紧要。
What a piece of advice would you offer your 13 year old self?
你会给13岁的自己什么建议？
For this just school will be over soon and a lot of these people are just dicks.
因为学校时光早晚会结束，那的很多人都是混蛋。
What's the secret to a great interview?
一个好面试的秘诀是什么？
Honesty.
诚实。
Who show would you most like to be a guest on?
你最想成去哪个节目做嘉宾？
Jimmy Fallon's it's a night show.
吉米·法隆的，这是个夜场。
What is your dream guest lineup dead or alive?
你的梦想嘉宾阵容是谁，已故或健在的都可以。
Prince Frank Sinatra and Winston Churchill.
弗兰克·西纳特拉王子和温斯顿·丘吉尔。
Who are you most nervous to meet?
你最紧张看见谁？
I was nervous when on that Oprah.
我上奥普拉的节目时很紧张。
All right.
好吧。
Someone had to fill in for you for a day, who would it be?
有人要替你工作一天，这个人会是谁？
Les Moonves.
莱斯·穆恩维斯。
If you could switch allies with anyone for a day who would it be?
如果你能和某人交换一天做盟友，你会和谁交换？
Anna Wintour.
安娜·温图尔。
All right.
好吧。
There you go.
给你。
All right.
好的。
Isn't funny oh that's beautiful.
一点都不好笑，太美了。
Yeah, yeah.
是啊，是啊。
For me.
给我自己。
That's great thanks man.
太好了，谢谢你。
Thanks.
谢谢。
Well, that was a 73 questions.
好吧，那是第73个问题。
What a pleasure!
真高兴！
Have a great time tonight.
今晚玩得开心。
See ya.
再见。
