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Aloha, Tony Balonovich here. People call me the king of cold cuts.
你好，我是托尼·巴洛诺维奇。人们叫我冷切肉之王。
As you could see, the sandwich business has been real good to me.
如你所见，三明治生意我打理得非常好。
Of course, it's not that tough.
当然，这本身也并非难事。
Just take some bargain bread, slap on a little not quite meat, get yourself a catchy jingle.
拿些便宜的面包，放上一点不怎么样的肉，给自己弄首朗朗上口的广告歌。
I got ham, salami, pepperoni, capicola. What do you got?
我的三明治有火腿的，意大利腊肠的，意大利辣香肠的，猪肩肉的。你有什么？
Boom, sandwich pool.
这是个三明治泳池啊。
But now I got this Jimmy John's showing up on my turf,
但现在我发现Jimmy John's出现在我的地盘上，
telling me that they got the sandwich of all sandwiches. I think not.
跟我说他们是三明治中的三明治。我才不信呢。
These tryhards, fresh baked their bread all day.
这些顽固派整天都在烤新鲜的面包。
What do you need fresh bread for, huh?
你用新鲜的面包做什么？
You got the delicate taste palette of the royal majesty the queen?
你做的这么精致用心，是给女王陛下的吗？
Big deal you got all-natural meat sliced by hand.
纯天然手工切的肉片有那么重要么。
I've got turkey and ham made by science. I'm good.
我用科学的方法研制了做火鸡和火腿。我就不享用了。
You want to come after me Jimmy John's?
Jimmy John's，你想缠住我吗？
My books are clean, but to come into my home... Gloria! And go after my family?
我可没有下过订单，但是我的家中...格洛丽亚！你竟然缠住了我的家人？
Oh look, I'm Jimmy John's. And I have high quality reasonably priced sandwiches.
哦，看哪，这是Jimmy John's的三明治。这是一款物美价廉的三明治。
They're all customizable and convenient for your busy modern life.
它们都是可定制的，让你忙碌的现代生活更加方便。
I'm the king. You think I'm gonna let some two first name sandwich joint steal my throne?
我才是王者。你觉得我会让一个无名小卒抢走我的三明治王位吗？
You may got fresh tomatoes, Jimmy John's, but I got loyalty.
Jimmy John's，你用的是新鲜的西红柿，但是我可有忠诚的手下。
Stevie... you're dead to me!
史蒂夫...你给我去死！
I'm coming for you, Jimmy John's. This is war. Sandwich war.
Jimmy John's，我冲你来了。这是一场战争，一场三明治战争。
