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Welcome to the Australian Wildlife Park! Home to the cutest animals in the world.
欢迎来到澳大利亚野生动物园！这里是世界上最可爱的动物的家园。
Oh my gosh, it's Pretty Boy!
哦，我的天，是小漂亮！
This is Mission Control patching you through to Pretty Boy now.
这里是调度中心，现在给你们转播小漂亮。
And the Outback's most dangerous animals.
这里有澳洲内陆最危险的动物。
These animals are deadly.
这些动物是致命的。
Hear that horrible hiss? Gross.
听到那可怕的嘶嘶声了吗？恶心。
Monsters. That's what they think we are in here.
怪物。我们在这里，他们就会这么看我们。
I say we break out tonight.
我觉得我们今晚就逃吧。
You're a bunch of creepy animals! You're not gonna get five yards.
你们这一群爬行动物啊！出去后连五米都走不了。
You're really mean.
你真没口德。
But he's so adorable. Look at his cute little bottom, like it was knitted by angels.
但他太可爱了。看看他那可爱的小屁股，就像天使编织的一样。
Grab him!
抓住他！
Go ahead and try. Snakes can't climb. Snakes can climb!
来试试吧。蛇不会爬树的。蛇竟然可以爬树！
It's just easier.
这样省事多了。
We're going back to the Outback.
我们要回内陆荒野。
They've gone, sir.
长官，它们逃跑了。
We got deadly creatures to hunt!
我们要去猎杀这些致命的生物！
Grab hold of me. Over there!
抓住我。在那里！
Where'd they go?
它们去哪儿了？
Dear God, don't let me die with ugly animals!
亲爱的上帝，不要让我和这些丑陋的动物一起死！
Sweet. Like a tiny cloud filled with hate.
真好。就像一朵充满恨意的小云朵。
I know it's scary. But out here, we can be ourselves.
我知道这很可怕。但离开这里，我们可以做自己。
The face of death!
做死亡的代言人！
I feel so liberated!
我感觉自由了！
Am I a duck? Am I a beaver? It's hard for me to buy clothes off the rack.
我是一只鸭子吗？还是一只海狸？我很难买到现成的衣服。
I'm gonna catch those freaks! I'll raise an army if I have to!
我要抓住那些怪物！如果有必要，我会召集一支军队！
My bloomin' onions!
我的蛋蛋！
I've never had a pretty friend before. Can I wipe my bottom with you? What?
我从来没有过漂亮的朋友。我能用你的皮毛擦屁股吗？什么？
I want to go home!
我要回家！
I'm hit! Oh God, that was my lip.
我被击中了！天啊，我的嘴唇被击中了。
Where's the Fiji water?
斐济水在哪里？
We drank it all. But here.
我们都喝光了。不过可以喝这个。
What is it? My urine.
这是什么？我的尿。
You know what this means? You don't hate me anymore.
你知道这代表着什么吗？你不再讨厌我了。
I'm a Capricorn. I hate everybody.
我是摩羯座。我讨厌每个人。
