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Today we're gonna make a strawberry daiquiri, also known as blended rum smoothie,
今天我们要做一款草莓代基里酒(一种鸡尾酒），也叫混合朗姆酒奶昔，
also known as bloody sugarcane juice,
也被称为血腥的甘蔗汁，
also known as an adult Slurpee,
也被称为成人思乐冰，
also known as sweet inebriation sauce,
也被称为甜酒酱，
also known as drunken berry brainfreeze surprise.
也叫醉莓冻脑惊喜。
We're gonna make this daiquiri with frozen strawberries.
我们要用冷冻草莓做代基里酒。
Freezing is the original preservative and it keeps the berries fresh by slowing down time
冷冻是最原始的防腐剂，它通过放慢时间来保持浆果的新鲜
and the great thing about frozen berries is that they have the ice built into them already.
冷冻浆果最大的好处就是它们已经被冻住了。
Frozen berries have the same nutrients that fresh berries do at their peak of ripeness because they're frozen when they're fully ripe and their nutrients get glacially locked.
冷冻浆果的营养和新鲜浆果在最成熟的时候是一样的，因为它们在完全成熟的时候被冷冻了，它们的营养被冰封了。
We're also gonna use wild limes which have the best flavor of all of the limes.
我们还要用野生酸橙，它的味道是所有酸橙中最好的。
We wanna find a good lime nest and just... Just grab any of the limes that have a really deep dark green color
我们要找一个好的酸橙窝，然后…随便拿一个深绿色的酸橙
OH SHIT IT'S THE LIME MOM WE'RE ALL GONNA F****** DIE OH MY GOD I'M F****** DEAD RUN AHHH
哦，该死，是酸橙妈妈！我们都要死哦，我的上帝，跑啊
And once you've calmed down from that debacle and learned your lesson about stealing lime babies,
从那场灾难中冷静下来，并且吸取了偷酸橙宝宝的教训，
we're gonna make some fresh, pressure-distilled rum.
我们要做一些新鲜的蒸馏朗姆酒。
If you can't get the fresh stuff go ahead and buy a bottle of the stuff from the store or from your local pirate.
如果你买不到新鲜的，那就去商店或当地的海盗那里买一瓶。
You're gonna need a blender to make this drink unless you have a fistful of knives and unprecedented burst strength.
你需要一台搅拌机来调制这杯饮料除非你有一把刀和前所未有的爆发力。
If your blender isn't too powerful you might wanna let these berries thaw a bit before trying to blend them because they are very similar to frozen rocks which are difficult to blend when cold.
如果你的搅拌机不是很厉害，你可能要让这些浆果在混合之前解冻一点，因为它们很像冰冻的岩石，在冷的时候很难混合。
We're gonna throw 21 ounces or 600 grams of frozen strawberries in there
我们要放21盎司或600克冷冻草莓进去，
8 ounces of rum and the juice of a full lime.
8盎司朗姆酒和一整杯青柠汁。
We'll blend that up until it's slush,
我们把它搅拌成泥，
then take a sip and realize it needs another half of lime,
然后喝一口，感觉还需要一半的酸橙，
blend again and then you can pour your drunky slosh mixture into a glass.
再次混合，然后你可以把你醉醺醺的混合物倒入玻璃杯中。
The alcohol in the rum preserves those crucial free radicals as the sloppy berry slush makes its way from the glass to your mouth.
朗姆酒中的酒精能保护这些重要的自由基，而草莓奶昔从玻璃杯中进入你的口中。
Now for whatever reason you should have known to keep a couple of those frozen strawberries behind because you're gonna need a garnish.
不管出于什么原因，你应该知道要留几个冷冻草莓因为你需要装饰用。
The garnish is used to that the daiquiri drinker can easily identify the beverage.
装饰是用来让喝代基里酒的人很容易辨别饮料的。
Oh look it's a strawberry daiquiri, not a roasted red pepper margarita, or a blended radish spritz, I think I'll have a sip.
哦，看，这是草莓代基里酒，不是烤红椒玛格丽塔，也不是混合萝卜汽水，我想我要喝一口。
Now when you're done your daiquiri, resist the temptation to stack,
当你喝完代基里酒后，不要再叠别的酒杯了，
or they might end up splashing splatter with the glass all cracked.
或者他们最终可能会溅起水花，把玻璃都打碎。
Just open your face flap and trap it in your digestive tract,
只需要打开拍你的脸，把它困在你的消化道里。
then make a whole vat, slap a few more back,
然后做一整盆，再拍几个回去，
then throw another batch down the hatch,
然后再扔一批下去，
until the itch has been scratched and all the daqs have been thoroughly dispatched.
直到瘙痒被挠去，所有的代基里酒被彻底消灭。
oh no, what have you done
哦，你做的东西
you tried to steal the lime babies now you better run
你想偷酸橙宝宝，现在你最好快跑
too late to realize what you did was wrong
意识到你做错了已经太晚了
because, nobody f**** with the Lime Mom
因为每人打得过酸橙妈妈
The Lime Mom's pissed and she's comin fast
酸橙妈妈很生气，她很快就来了。
You better drop her babies and step on the gas
你最好放下她的孩子，快跑
It's your last chance to get away you better run full blast or it's over today, yeah
这是你离开的最后机会了你最好全力以赴，否则今天就死定了
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN from the Lime Mom
跑跑跑，逃离酸橙妈妈
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
跑跑跑跑跑跑跑
