Motivated by Myopia!
(Originally in English)
There was a man who said, "I work myself to death because
I'm nearsighted." And so his friend asked him, "Why? What
does nearsightedness have to do with you working yourself
to death on your job?" Then the man said, "Because I can
never tell when the boss is coming. So I always have to work
very hard!"

近视眼的困扰
有一个人跟他的朋友说：「我因为近视的缘故，所以工作非常卖命。」
朋友问他：「为什么？近视跟你工作卖命有什么关系？」那个人回答：
「因为老板来的时候我都看不清楚，所以必须随时都很努力工作。」