Grandson
　　A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:
　　"Serve me, quick! Give me your best. I don't care the price."
　　Not like the way he talked, the waiter said to him: "Hey Buddy, it doesn't matter you have a lot of money. You are still son of somebody, and grandson of somebody else."
　　The young man raged: "Dare you! Tell me, who wants me to be his grandson?"
　　The waiter replied with ease:"Nobody. Just your grandfather."

做孙子
　　一位衣冠楚楚的年青人一进饭店就大声嚷嚷：
　　“喂，有什么好菜尽管端上来，钱多少我不在乎。”
　　服务员听了很不是滋味：“哥儿们，钱多顶个屁，你不照样得做别人的儿子，就是有人要你做孙子你也不敢不做！”
　　年青人勃然大怒：“谁敢占老子的便宜？你说，是谁不要命了，胆敢要老子做他的孙子？”
　　服务员慢条斯理地答道：“你爷爷！”