Usually, no news is good news but not in this case! No news, is making the talking heads itchy and they'll come up with anything to blow your cover. You play the almost-deppy looking celeb trying to escape the news hounds. When caught - throw pies at their made-up faces... bet you can't get a better defence than that!

Instructions:

Choose your controls on the splash screen, mainly ARROWS for movements and ASWD to throw pies!