本集来换换口味吧，大家知不知道怎么样用英语来表达你很喜欢一个女孩子呢？ 如何讲一些让女孩子感动的话呢？ 不过我收集的这些会话， 并不是十分浪漫， 却是有点耍嘴皮子的痞子味道... ...就看各位要如何应用了。

1. Do you have a quarter? Because I promised I would call my mom as soon as I fell in love.
你有零钱吗？ 因为我答应我老妈当我恋爱时要立刻打电话给她。

2. Milk does a body good, but DAMN how much milk you've been drinking?
牛奶对身体有益，但我的老天，你到底喝了多少啊？

3. Do you believe in love at first sight?
你相信有一见锺情这种事吗？

4. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
我把我的电话簿弄丢了... 我能用你的吗？（ 双关语，其实是跟对方要电话）

5. It's awful hot in here, or it is you?
这里真的好热。或是那是因为你的关系？

6. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
如果我能重新排列字母，我要把 U (You) 跟 I 排在一起。

7. Do you have a map? Because I just keep losting in your eyes!
你有地图吗？ 因为我刚在你的眼神中迷失了。

8. If you are a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.
如果你是我眼里的一滴眼泪，我不会哭因为我害怕会失去你。

9. You remind me of my ex-girlfriend.
你使我想起我的前任女友。

10. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it.
我对你的爱就像是泻肚子一样，让我把持不住。

11. A. How are you? B: Fine. A: I didn't ask you how you looked, I asked you how are you.
A: 你好吗？ B: 好 A: 我没有问你长的如何，我只是问你好不好。

12. I am a thief, I am here to steal your heart.
我是小偷，我是来这偷你的心。