这些搞笑的神回复说成英语，你还能认出它们吗？

做这期节目的时候，我的笑声响彻云霄，请原谅我的笑点太低。这些神回复的脑回路已经超出了天际，但如果将这些回复换成英文，你可以感受下，还能听出它们吗？

New Words:
Wechat Moments微信朋友圈
Amputation n. 切断, (医)截肢
Where can you find the most beautiful girls in China?
Wechat Moments
中国哪里的姑娘最漂亮？
微信朋友圈

What animals on earth cannot swim?
Your wife and your mother.
问世上不会游泳的动物是？
媳妇和妈。
What is the coolest thing to say after you got hit by a car and managed to stand up again?
Next!
如果被车撞飞，爬起来之后说什么最帅？
下一辆！
By what means can I lose 20 kilograms in a month?
Amputation.
如何一个月减肥40斤？
截肢
I wanna keep a parrot as pet. What would be cool to teach it to say?
Help! They've turned me into a parrot!
想养一只鹦鹉，教它说一些什么话好？
救命，我被变成鹦鹉了！

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