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Can you tell that I haven't been spray-tanning lately?
我能看出来我最近没在做喷雾晒肤吗
Rose and Martha think I look way too tan.
罗斯和玛莎觉得我看起来太黑了
What do you think?
你觉得呢
You look...great as ever.
你看起来...像以前一样好看
I'm pale as a ghost.
我白得像个鬼一样
And that really makes me stick out in Palm Desert.
这让我在棕榈沙漠显得很扎眼
Usually, I'm somewhere between
通常我的肤色会介于
Eva Longoria and Whoopi Goldberg.
伊娃·朗格利亚和乌比·戈德堡之间
Well, I hope you'll be comfy on the couch.
希望你不介意在沙发上过夜
Oh, it's fine.
没关系
I'll just ignore my disintegrating disc.
我那椎间盘突出就忍着点吧
You two seem well-suited as roommates.
你们两个室友貌似很合拍
Yeah, we are.
对 没错
We're super close.
我们的关系超亲密
You know, if "roommate" is the wrong term,
要知道 即便你们不是"室友"关系
I'm open-minded.
我也能坦然接受
It's not like that. Like what?
我们不是那种关系 什么关系
We are roommates.
咱们是室友
Right, but...
对 但...
Honey, I'm home!
亲爱的 我回来了
You made up my bed!
你帮我铺好床了
Fred, this is Elaine.
弗雷德 这是伊莱恩
I'm Jane's mother.
我是简的妈妈
Now she says it.
现在想起自我介绍了
She's gonna be staying with us.
她要跟咱们住在一起
Well, it's great to meet you,
好的 很高兴见到你
and I'm sure you'll find the couch very comfortable.
我敢说你会觉得睡在沙发上很舒服
where am I sleeping?
可我睡在哪里
Fred's been crashing with us.
弗雷德最近在这里借宿
Only until I find a sweet pad of my own.
直到我找到自己的住处为止
I'm sorry. I can sleep with Jane in her bed.
抱歉 我可以跟简睡一张床
Actually, Fred can sleep in my bed tonight.
其实 今晚弗雷德可以睡在我床上
Really?
真的吗
Yeah, I'm going out with Corey,
是的 我要跟科里出去
and I'll probably stay the night, so...
而且我大概会在外面过夜 所以...
Well, wait. Let's not jump into anything.
等等 先别急于下结论
I mean, what if you're at dinner
我是说 如果你在吃晚餐的时候
and he winks at the waitress,
看到他冲女招待抛媚眼
and you're like, "What are you doing?"
你就会说 "你干什么呢"
and he's like, "You don't own me!"
而他会说 "我不属于你"
and then you throw your drink in his face
接着你会把酒泼到他脸上
and he splits with the waitress
结果他跟女侍者走了
and leaves you with the check...
扔下你一个人付账...
for instance.
举个例子而已
You are so kookie.
你好怪哦
I've got to get dressed.
我得去换衣服了
I gave up heaven for an empty bed.
我放弃了天堂 却只换来一张空床
