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I went online, pretended I was you...
我上过网,装成是你...
...and put your profile on Perfect Match. Com. ...
然后将你的资料上传到了"绝配网"
You’re making this up.
不是真的吧?
You can’t just sit back and passively answer...
你不能守株待兔...
...other people’s ads anymore. We are on offense. ...
只看别人的广告,得主动点
Well, forgive me if I’m a tad gunshy after my last date with my father.
抱歉,上次和老爸约会之后 我还心有余悸呢
Come on, at least look at your profile.
来吧,至少看看你的简介
That’s my high school graduation picture.
那是我的中学毕业照
That’s all I had. That or your wedding photo.
除了结婚照我只有这个
"Voluptuous"? Carol!
"性感"?卡萝
Every woman listed claims to be at least voluptuous.
所有女人的简介最少都是"性感"
Some are "gorgeous inside and out," most are "sexually confident."
有些是"秀外慧中", 大多数是"美艳动人"
"Voluptuous, sensuous DwF seeks special man to share starlit nights.
"性感,迷人的离异女性 诚征特别的男性共享星光之夜
Must love dogs." I put that in for you.
限爱狗人士" 特别为你加的一条
And yet I’m still pissed.
可我还是感到恼火
I must have done something right. You have 18 responses.
这样写肯定对了,现在有18条回复
You listened to them, didn’t you?
你都听过了是吧?
I like three, 11 and 14. Christine likes two and eight.
我喜欢第3,11和14条, 克瑞斯蒂喜欢第2和第8条
Michael liked them all. But you decide for yourself.
迈克全都喜欢,不过得由你自己拿主意
What do you mean by voluptuous? Do you mean big breasts...
你说"性感"是指什么?是指有大胸部...
...or do you mean fat? ...
还是表示你胖?
I love dogs too.
我也喜欢狗
