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I - I mean, if it were true.
我是说 如果是真的
Okay, here’s one for you.
我有问题
What do you do in your spare time?
你闲暇时间做什么?
Every 50 years or so,
每隔50年左右
When I wanna get away from the rush,
当我想放松一下的时候
I go down to a primitive tribe in new guinea
我会去新几内亚岛的一个原始部落
Where I’m worshipped as an immortal god,
在那里我被当做永恒的神
And they have a huge statue of me.
他们还为我造了一大座雕像
It’s a big party.
那真是个盛大的派对
Yeah, I’ve got a lot of pictures of it,
我还拍了很多照片
But I’ve already packed them up. I’m sorry.
但我已经打包了 不好意思
I won’t make the obvious nasty crack about more unwashed cavemen.
我可不想给肮脏的穴居人指出明显的硬伤
Actually, bathing was the style
事实上 那时盛行洗澡
Until the middle ages when the church told us
直到中世纪教堂告诉我们
It was sinful to wash away god’s dirt,
洗去上帝赐予的污垢是罪恶的
So people were sewn
所以人们在十月
Into their underwear in october
把自己缝进内衣里
And they popped out in april.
来年四月才跳出来
You said you just happened.
你说你经历过
I don’t believe that.
我不信
If your story’s true,
如果你的故事是真的
Why did god allow you to happen?
为什么上帝会允许你存在呢?
That makes an interesting point.
这个观点有意思
