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Reasons to Stay at Work All Night
整晚加班的理由
1. Act out your version of a company takeover.
1. 上演一出你接管公司的大戏。
2. Find a way to change everyone's password to "chrysanthemum."
2. 想办法把每个同事的电脑密码改成“chrysanthemum”。
3. Around 2 a.m., play connect-the-dots with lights still on in other office buldings. Keep going until you see a small woodland creature.
3. 凌晨2点的时候，利用附近大楼里还亮着的灯光玩儿连线游戏，一直到连出一个林地生物。
4. Sneaking in the boss's desk could land you an unexpected promotion.
4. 偷偷翻老板的书桌会让你得到意想不到的提升。
5. Draw stick people in all the landscape pictures on the walls, and in the moring, be the first to point out "what a terrible thing that someone did this to such beautiful works of art."
5. 在墙上的风景画上画火柴小人，第二天早上再第一个指出“谁这么讨厌破坏这么美的工艺品”。
6. Go into the other gender's bathroom without fear of being caught.
6. 不用担惊受怕地进入异性的洗手间。
7. Run up and down the hallways screaming, hoping security will come so you can have someone to talk to.
7. 在大堂里大叫着跑来跑去，希望能把保安招来，好跟他说说话。
8. Leave prank message on the manager's mail.
8. 在经理的邮箱里留下恶作剧的信息。
9. Finally, a chance to live out a dream and pretend to be your boss.
9. 终于有了实现梦想的机会，假装是自己的老板。
10. Elevator surfing!
10. 电梯冲浪！
